WTF Wednesday, a glitter gym

I got up this morning and debated whether or not I should run.  My legs and feet felt fine all day yesterday as well as this morning.  MacGyver went up to the man cave around 6:40AM to work out.  We’ve turned it back into a gym again.  Well, actually part of it is filled with all of my craft supplies and glitter has invaded most of the spaces, but I digress, in the end I went for a five mile run. 

After I ran I was stepping into the shower and I got that familiar tightness in my shins.  I should have stayed at home with MacGyver and worked out in the glitter gym.

We need two football leagues.  The Patriot’s league and a ‘those other teams’ league.  That seems fairer, don’t you think?

I had to make a regular run to the Walmart yesterday for some staples.  Unfortunately, I waited until almost 5PM which means that it was crazy crowded, emphasis on the crazy.  Anywho, while waiting in line I picked up one of my usual mags and started reading it and before I knew it my turn had come so I threw the mag on the counter and I purchased it.  Later in the evening I picked it up to read it and the realized the articles looked really familiar.   It finally occurred to me that I had already bought the same magazine, and not once, but twice.  And yet I continued to read it.

Have you gotten a cold yet this year?  Did you get a flu shot?  Well, if you’re worried about catching the flu or a cold but you don’t like needles there’s a company that will sell you a tissue they claim is pre-loaded with an infected sneeze.  Seriously.  According to the company, you can get sick on your own terms. 

Know what makes me sick?  The fact that people will actually pay 80 bucks for that tissue.  That makes me nauseous.  People please, you’re smarter than that! However, if you aren’t smarter than that go ahead and send me 80 bucks and I’ll sneeze into a kleenex and mail it to you.

Have you ever bought the same magazine twice or three times by mistake?

Do you plan on watching the super bowl and if so who are you rooting for?

WTF Wednesday, when your shopping plan fails, improvise with these gems

I was pretty proud of myself for getting all my shopping done over the weekend.  Every store that I shopped from had 2 day shipping or either promised delivery by Christmas.  I ordered items that would all be delivered before the 20th.  The only thing I had left to do as wait for it all to arrive.

But then the emails started coming, delayed shipping they said….

screamingAnd what kills me is one of those very websites is still promising two day shipping on a product that I ordered on the 15th which still hasn’t shipped.  LIARS!

If you’re dealing with issues like this and waiting for gifts that may or may not arrive, here are some alternative solutions that I came up with.

My first choice was this,

helmet head

Bringing whole new meaning to ‘helmet head’

Unfortunately, I have no idea where to order it but if you have more patience than me you could search the internet.  In the meantime, here are some things you can order.

ciastersHow’s that for a passive aggressive gift for the hubby?  You can order them here.

And because I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy,

poopSeriously, who doesn’t need this in their life?  This is the best thing ever.  You can order it here.

And lastly, for the man in your life who lives to fish and spends way too much time taking a poop in the morning.  Give him something to do:

potty fisherOrder it here.

WTF?  It’s Wednesday, and who says gifting can’t be fun?

What’s the weirdest gift you ever gave or got?

WTF Wednesday, Overdecorating and stealing baby Jesus

I was almost positive I scaled down my Christmas decorations last year.  I think I remember donating quite a few ornaments and outdoor decorations and if my memory serves me correctly, I’m pretty sure I threw out one of my artificial trees.

And yet for some reason my house still looks similar to this:

over decoratorAnd sadly, I am not even close to being finished.  Maybe that’s because I keep putting things up and then staring at them, deciding I don’t like it and redoing everything.  At this rate my house will be fully decorated by April and you’ll be able to see it from space.

There have been some great sales lately at some of my favorite department stores.  Macy’s had a great deal on this Michael Kors purse which I bought from me to me and Belk had a great sale on a cute dress from Free People and I planned on wearing it out on New Years Eve, but that probably won’t happen because guess who just got summoned for Jury duty?  Yeah, on New Year’s freakin Eve!  You know who I feel sorry for?  The defendant.  I mean seriously, how would you expect a fair trial?  People have celebrating to do you know.

I’m already working on my excuse…

jury dutyThat statement is unbelievably accurate.  I’ve lost nails to a few of my sports bras, I kid you not.

In case you didn’t see this next item, I’m about to make your dreams come true and you can thank me for it later.  You can get a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts for a buck next week.  That’s right, I said one dollar.

donutsStarting Wednesday, December 12th you can walk into any Krispy Kreme and order a dozen donuts at regular price and they’ll give you a dozen more for a buck.  Mark your calendars for this important date.  Now!

You may have seen this on Facebook already but since I’m from Tennessee originally and I know how hilarious we all are I had to share.  We start young…

You go girl, get you a baby Jesus.

WTF?  It’s Wednesday!