Have you guys seen this?
They aren’t shipping yet but you can pre-order them and you can bet your sweet ass I’m going to. I’ll probably have to hide it from MacGyver though because I’m sure he’ll try and steal it from me.
If you happened to notice my absence the last few days I must confess I’ve been all kinds of busy and when things get so hectic that can’t keep up, I have to prioritize and unfortunately the blog did not make the cut, but I’m back now so it’s all good.
I’m working super hard so that I can take some time off at the end of the month to go to Tennessee to attend a wedding, and also because I sort of like having fun on the weekends every now and then in case you hadn’t noticed but for some reason springtime gets really crazy around here.
Earlier in the week I was raking up leaves in the backyard one evening and a rogue limb fell out of a large tree right on my head and my arm. I can’t show you my head since there was no visible damage but here is what my wrist looked like.
Apparently some of the people who speed through our neighborhood on the way to work in the morning have complained about the presence of peacocks in the street. So last week on three early morning runs I watched in horror as the sheriff’s wildlife division rounded up hundreds of peacocks, put them in cages, and carted them away. I did not run by without protest though. I rounded the corner and scared a lot of them away from the cages.
Damn those speeder’s and their complaining. Oh, and did I mention there happens to be a drug house 2 doors down from the peacock farm. I wonder why the sheriff’s department never bothered to cage those idiots!
Charles is still safe in my yard because he loves me.
I tend to collect animals. Last night I was raking leaves, yet again, and I found a newly hatched slider turtle who had gotten lost on his way to the pond.
His name is Turd Butt. (There’s that 12 year old boy sense of humor.) Anyhow, we’re keeping him. He’s already imprinted on me anyway, (can they really do that?), and I like him.
One last thing to share. I’m pretty sure I’m going to get a hundred orders once y’all see this next thing but I can fulfill them, I swear.
MacGyver and I were garage sale shopping and we happened upon this beauty:
Go ahead, soak it in. Revel in it. Let it marinate a little. Check out the luxurious lines and wonderful style that just resonates 1970.
I had to have it! Had to. In fact, I loved it so much, I bought its twin sister. I now have two.
Except that one of them now looks like this:
And it’s no longer just an end table, it’s a cute end table but it’s not just a cute end table, no.
It’s a Dog House!
And at night it looks like this:
Because, yes, I even installed lighting!
So as if I didn’t have enough on my plate I’ve decided that I’m going to make animal houses that can also be used as everyday furniture. This one can be used as an end table or a nightstand. It would look so cute in a beach house, don’t you think? Go ahead and place your orders now. Girl dog? I’ve got mini chandeliers! 😉
Just wait til you see the house I’m building for Turd Butt!
What do you think of the heated foam roller, are you going to order one?