Thyroids, Animojis and weed.

I’ve had issues with my thyroid for years. Years. I’ve been on thyroid medication for almost as long. The medication gives me the hormones I need and without it, I’m deficient. In all of this time however, my T3 has remained low and even though I’ve seen a lot of different doctors over the years and none of them felt it was necessary to prescribe a medication including T3 because supposedly T4 converts to T3. Only mine doesn’t.

Im broken

 

In the last few years my doctors have increased the dosage of my medication many times but I feel like it hasn’t been working. Unfortunately none of them were listening to me. Every time they raised my dose, my blood pressure went up. I got so damn frustrated I stopped taking it all together and then went in for an appointment and low and behold, my blood pressure was completely normal. Of course my heart rate was 39 beats a minute. A normal heart rate is 60-100 bpm although for someone who’s active, it’s not uncommon for their heart rate to be in the 50’s or even the 40’s but 39 is not necessarily a good thing.

dead

Of course the doctor was a little irritated and told me to start taking my thyroid medication stat but I explained that I knew it was causing my blood pressure to spike and they told me I was mistaken.

i dont make mistakes
I promptly scheduled an appointment with a new doctor. Unfortunately, the entire bay area must have also been frustrated with their doctor because it was a 3 month wait. Also, my insurance wouldn’t cover it because she isn’t in their network but all that didn’t matter because she was highly recommended and I was fed up.  So I waited.

I saw her Tuesday night and let me tell you, I love her. First, she listened to everything that I had to say and she had suggestions and ideas and she was the first one to say that doctors don’t always know what the right thing to do is.  She even followed that up with a story about how she missed something in a patient one time. She didn’t just say she made a mistake, she said she f*ed up. She dropped an f-bomb during the conversation and I knew right then, this woman was my new doctor!

You are it
Most importantly, she put me on Nature Throid which is an all natural thyroid replacement hormone and does include T3. It’s only been 2 days and I already feel the difference. I can’t wait to see how I feel after a month or two on this medication.

jumping
The kid is a technology junkie. As soon as Apple releases anything, he’s first in line, always. He waited up until 3 in the morning to go online and order the iPhone X and he was super excited about it when it arrived. Shortly after he sent me a text message saying how excited he was but instead of the alphabet, he used the animoji and the fox actually read the message, I guess, sort of.

fox animojiI loved it so I texted him back to see if there was a dog.

animojis
He texted back as a dog! Is it wrong that I want an iPhone X strictly for the animoji feature. And I want it now.

Do you know anyone who smokes weed and runs? No seriously, it’s a thing.

weed runners
You can read the full article here. I don’t remember how I came upon the article, ahem, but I did. In all seriousness, I don’t think I could ever smoke weed and run. Ever. It would be hilarious though. The writer of the article mentions how he uses it before his run and then also during the run because it gives him a kick.  You’d have to kick ME if I used it because I’d seriously be on a bench somewhere sleeping.

sleeping runner
That would so be me. I’m gonna have to pass on the weed running. For now.

Do you need thyroid replacement? If so, what kind do you use?
Have you seen the iPhone X animojis?
Would you try weed before going out to run?

Thursday things I’m thinking about

Am I the only person who cracks up when a parent uses technology?  I mean I’m sure the Kid laughs his butt off most every time I ask him for tech support but for some reason the funniest person ever to use technology is my mother.

facetiming with mom

That meme above is completely legit, it’s what I see when I facetime with my mom.  Every. Single. Time.

Last year when she went with me to visit the Kid, the Kid showed her how to use Siri.  And now she thinks Siri is her best friend.  She uses it incessantly.  I tried to teach her other things like how to use different apps, apps like Waze for traffic, but that didn’t work out.

She didn’t like it.  And it was almost as bad as teaching her how to use her computer.

mom and siri

But the most annoying thing is when I ask her something.  Instead of the typical mom advice that I’m used to getting, you know that sweet sound advice you really need, she tells me to ‘Google it’.  What the hell mom?

How well do your parents understand, the google?  

Can your parents facetime with you and actually show you their entire face?

Someone tell Rob Kardashian Instagram is for workout pics!

Someone needs to call Kris Jenner or one of those sisters, (whose initials all begin with K because that’s easier than typing all those names), and have them reign that brother in.  Dear Lord.  If you haven’t heard, yesterday Instagram shut down Rob Kardashians account because he posted naked and explicit photos of his ex, Blac Chyna, and then went on a rant accusing her of cheating and using drugs.

Stupid

I get that you’re hurt and angry but try to remember you are a father.  Isn’t that really the most important thing?  Protecting your child?  Shouldn’t you be more concerned about the way that she would feel knowing what you posted?  I mean regardless of what her Mother did or didn’t do, that’s just wrong, and I’m pretty sure it might be illegal too.

Man up Rob, just man up.

Don’t worry if you didn’t get a chance to see Rob’s crazy Instagram rant because apparently he’s moved it on over to his Twitter account and is continuing there.  I’m not posting the link because I feel sorry for his child.

Jeez

I’d like to intervene and help the poor guy out.  If you can’t man up, then at least follow some southern girl etiquette.  If you don’t have anything nice to say, then whisper, and by all means, preface it with, ‘bless her heart’ or ‘we’re saying a prayer for her’.

And for goodness sake, if you ever do get your Instagram account back, remember Instagram is the place to post pictures of your Garmin or your fitbit stats, or your runkeeper stats, not personal drama.  We might be okay with the occasional animal pic as long as you keep it to a minimum, but keep it clean Rob, keep it clean.

What things do you post most often on Instagram?