The Doctor will not see you now

I love sitting in the lazy boy working while the doggies sleep beside me on the sofa and Woody falls asleep on my lap.  Yeah, I know that I probably should refrain from touching and holding him too much but he’s just so damn cute.

Woody

Remember how I complained about the 96 degree temperature we had on Tuesday?  Well, maybe I should have kept my mouth shut because yesterday’s it was 98 degrees and it seemed like a punishment for all my bitching so I’m keeping my mouth shut today.  Besides, I’m still running so as long as my legs aren’t broken, I will not complain.

Fine, hot as hades

In my quest to find out why the hell my eye continues to twitch, I recently read an article about magnesium deficiency and how people with celiac disease and gluten sensitivities are more prone to it, hmmmmm. Interesting.

So, I don’t know if it will help or not but since I’m not really willing to ingest Xanax, as suggested by my doctor, I figure trying magnesium supplements for a few weeks couldn’t hurt me either.  And running.  Running cures everything.  EVERYTHING!

Gone Running

The Doctor can’t see you now, she’s gone running, with a lab, a dachshund and a woodpecker.  Oh my.

How does your day look so far?  Hot or Cold?  Sun or Snow?

WTF Wednesday, What if you naturally fidget, then what?

What’s crack-a-lackin?  Only the best thing ever.  Will and Grace is coming back to TV.  I could just die.  I am probably far too excited for this but I just love this show.

And if Will and Grace wasn’t your thing, maybe Roseanne was.  It’s also coming back.  And the best part is, they’re bringing back the original Becky!

Roseanne cast

It was 96 degrees here yesterday.  I’m not sure if that was a record or anything for May but it was crazy hot.  I ran anyway because I’m crazy like that.  I didn’t run when it was 96 degree’s though.  I’m crazy, not stupid.  I don’t know how anyone can run when it’s anywhere near that temperature and the sun is beating down on you.  Not even dogs wanna run in that temperature!

side eye

Bitch, I said ain’t runnin!

When we were out on the boat over the weekend we were cruising past the Venetian walkway and it must have been around three in the afternoon and I looked over and saw a man and woman running out on the trail with no visible water on their person, none.  They looked to be running at a pretty good pace, if I had to guess I’d say at least an 8 minute mile, if not faster.

True

Maybe they were used to running in this weather but they should’ve had water.  Take a water bottle with you because the water fountains may not always work and an ounce of prevention goes a long way.

Am I the only person in the world who thinks fidget spinners are stupid?

fidget spinner

I’m not changing my mind on this one.  These things are a colossal waste of time.  What if you’re a natural fidgeter?  If you have time to play with these things you need to get a job.  I don’t care if you ARE eight years old.

WTF it’s Wednesday!  Go drink some water and throw down the spinner.

25 of the longest seconds

If I were Eliud Kipchoge I’d be out of my mind right now.  I’d be thinking about how maybe I could have shaved just one second off of each mile and broken that 2 hour mark.  It would consume every minute of my thoughts.  I’m so glad I’m not Eliud Kipchoge.

I have OCD

Is it possible to run a sub two marathon?  I don’t think so.  Not without the absolute perfect conditions and a lot of outside assistance, but what do I think will happen?  Nike will sell lots of clothing and lots and lots of shoes.

I could be wrong though.

What do you think?