There’s a card for that.

Just in case you aren’t sick of silly outtakes, here’s another shot from the famous photo shoot.  You know, the one where mom pretended to be Herb Ritz and I pretended to be Christie Brinkley but we’re both just really awkward….or at least I am.

the Undress

Use code Flower35 to get 35% off of one of these portable changing rooms!

I’ve changed clothes right in the middle of the mall parking lot wearing the Undress and no one had a clue.  It’s genius.  Go get one.

Yesterday, we went to pick out a card for a friend of mine who recently had surgery and I was getting all kinds of pissed off at the poor selection.  There were over 5,000 cards available.  Four were in the ‘Get Well Soon’ section.  FOUR.  But they had all kinds of cards for ‘congratulations on your recent coming out’, ‘welcome to your new gender’, ‘sorry to hear about the loss of your partner’s pet’,(not your pet mind you, but your partner’s pet!)

What the hell? What happened to the typical Happy Birthday, Get Well Soon and Across the Miles cards?  Where did they go?  Of course, just as I was bitching up a blue streak we came across the mack daddy of all cards.  It said, ‘Running is an Accomplishment, Congratulations on your recent race’.

No way!

A running card!  An actually congratulations on your race card!  When did they start printing running cards?  And then I looked at Mom and said the better question is ‘why have you never bought me one?’

Has anyone ever bought you a congratulations on your race card?

Did you know they had congratulations on your race cards?

 

 

WTF Wednesday, who pooped on the floor?

I was crazy busy yesterday but when I did manage to turn on the TV, Run Fatboy Run was on.  It’s a pretty funny movie, not one of my favorites, but it is funny.  My favorite part is this scene:

the wall

If you’ve seen the movie you know this scene.  It’s a good representation, don’t ya think?

Anywho, remember how I said I was crazy busy, well, that is how my day is going today as well but I couldn’t pass up the chance to share a few WTF moments with you on this fine Wednesday.

First, here’s the guiltiest dog with the best strategy.  No shame, just blame!  MacGyver and I laugh every single time we see this.  In fact, MacGyver wanted me to put this video on his company website!  Fortunately, I talked him out of it.

It’s only 9 seconds long, but it’s 9 seconds of pure hilarity.

This meme which you may have seen a bazillion times, but I could see it a bazillion more and I’d still laugh:

spider

                                   I totally would too!

And in case you didn’t catch the Miss USA pageant, (I didn’t but I did see some highlights on line), next is my favorite moment.

Now some people may say that I shouldn’t be making fun of Miss Nevada and some people may say that she was nervous and that you have no idea how you would react unless you were in her situation and blah, blah, blah.

I completely disagree.  If you’ve made it all the way to the Miss USA pageant then I’d be willing to bet you have years of pageantry experience.  In fact, you’re probably like a pageant scholar at that point so you should be able to answer a question with at least a modicum of intelligence.

Apparently, not Miss Nevada……

What happens in Vegas, should maybe stay in Vegas……

WTF, it must be Wednesday.

And now, it’s your turn, tell me something funny.