Friday five, big bucks, Bueller and Pisces pants

If you do anything today, go buy a mega millions lottery ticket.   I mean, how can you not?  It might reach a billion dollars.  Do you have any idea what I could do with a billion dollars?

shopping

We’re supposed to get a cold front on Sunday which should lower our mid day temperatures to the mid eighties.  I am beyond excited about it.

excited

I might run all the miles.  All of them.

Did you see the story about Texas’s Ferris Bueller?  The kid who stole his mom’s BMW while she was at work?  Oh My God, the video of her going after that child is hilarious.  I’m pretty sure he’s grounded for life.

So Netflix has cancelled Orange is the New Black.  Isn’t that crazy?  Maybe their ratings have dropped, I don’t know, but I really like that show although, not as much as I used to.  The first two seasons were my favorite and then it sort of fell out of favor with me.  Thankfully I have about 100 other shows I love.

And the last thing on my Friday five is zodiac leggings.  Have you seen this article?

zodiac leggingsWhen I saw that article I was like, ‘well that’s just ridiculous.’  Of course you know I clicked on it anyway because that’s how I do and guess what?  I was laughing at the first few pairs and then BOOM, I got to Virgo, which is me, and I LOVED them.  Imagine that shit…check it out by clicking on the picture and let me know if your Zodiac Leggings are spot on or way the hell off.

Have a fabulous fall weekend!

It’s Friday, time for flu, flubs and fails.

MacGyver go a coupon for a free pizza for his birthday from Grimaldi’s.  In our opinion they have the best pizza around.  Unfortunately I’m not supposed to eat it because my body doesn’t do gluten but fortunately, they have salads.

Do you want to know how I feel when MacGyver is scarfing down pizza and I’m sitting there with a small salad?

salad hater

Nobody REALLY likes salad!

Exactly.  Just like that.

So, that’s why I ate pizza instead and took two benadryl tablets to help with the reaction and ward off the evil gluten backlash.  It wasn’t the best plan but it half worked.

benadryl

Or maybe it didn’t but I’ll never know because I was in a coma by 8PM.

The good news is, MacGyver and I actually left the house without wearing masks.  Since almost everyone we know either has, or has had the flu, we are terrified of catching it.  The latest reports now say that you can catch it just from breathing the air near an infected person.  I don’t know how accurate that is but I do know that is perpetuates our level of fear to mach 5.

Before we went to dinner I tried once again to use the Tyme iron that I bought. I literally followed along with the Youtube video in the hopes that I could at least end up with some semblance of what they were showing.

Nope.  Either I’m an idiot or this thing absolutely does not work on my hair.  Suggestions?

The good news is I’m not the only one failing this week.  Check out these two photos from Vanity Fair.

 

 

Vnity Fair Cover

Can you spot the extra leg?

Oprah 3 hands

Oprah has extra hands!

It’s kind of ridiculous to focus on my flaws when Reese Witherspoon is perfectly fine with her three legs and Oprah has obviously put her three hands to good use.

Have a happy Friday y’all.

How was your week?