Just in case you aren’t sick of silly outtakes, here’s another shot from the famous photo shoot. You know, the one where mom pretended to be Herb Ritz and I pretended to be Christie Brinkley but we’re both just really awkward….or at least I am.
I’ve changed clothes right in the middle of the mall parking lot wearing the Undress and no one had a clue. It’s genius. Go get one.
Yesterday, we went to pick out a card for a friend of mine who recently had surgery and I was getting all kinds of pissed off at the poor selection. There were over 5,000 cards available. Four were in the ‘Get Well Soon’ section. FOUR. But they had all kinds of cards for ‘congratulations on your recent coming out’, ‘welcome to your new gender’, ‘sorry to hear about the loss of your partner’s pet’,(not your pet mind you, but your partner’s pet!)
What the hell? What happened to the typical Happy Birthday, Get Well Soon and Across the Miles cards? Where did they go? Of course, just as I was bitching up a blue streak we came across the mack daddy of all cards. It said, ‘Running is an Accomplishment, Congratulations on your recent race’.
A running card! An actually congratulations on your race card! When did they start printing running cards? And then I looked at Mom and said the better question is ‘why have you never bought me one?’
Has anyone ever bought you a congratulations on your race card?
Did you know they had congratulations on your race cards?