Friday Five – ducks, bucks and a word that rhymes.

First thing, this:

Wheel of fortune
In case you weren’t aware, Sneeky is now one of the seven dwarfs, well according to one contestant on the Wheel of Fortune that is. Not only are fairy tales not her jam but apparently spelling is not high on her list of priorities either.

I don’t get the waist trainer’s. Have you seen them?

Real Housewife and a trainer

These things are a type of corset that you wear night and day, even while sleeping, and they supposedly help to shape your waist into something reminiscent of Jessica Rabbit. Not the look I’m striving for but hey, whatever floats your boat, but I still don’t get it.

The city has decided to install speed bumps in my neighborhood and I’m happy about that. What I’m not happy about is the circle they’ve installed at one of the main roads. The road dead ends into another main road so they put in a concrete circle at the 3 way stop. I’m not sure what the point of it was supposed to be but I do know that it took them 2 months to finish the damn thing and the first day they removed the orange cones it became apparent that only compact cars could navigate through it. The passage is too narrow for buses and city vehicles such as garbage trucks. So, now the city has to remove it.


It’s basically a 200,000 dollar mistake which could have been avoided, with a 5 dollar tape measure.

Y’all probably know that we have a ton of birds and various wildlife in our backyard, but my favorite is the mallards. They’re such beautiful ducks. Currently we have 4 male mallards and one female. Spring has obviously sprung and they are fornicating freaks.

Duck Porn!

Duck Porn!

There’s nothing like watching a little duck porn in the morning to start your day. I kinda feel like if the female mallard was a human being she’d be Traci Lords.

Don’t forget to spring forward this weekend. The clocks move ahead for daylight savings time Saturday at midnight. Oh joy, we get to lose an hour…

Does daylight savings time mess with your sleep patterns?
Do you have a lot of road construction where you live?
What are your plans for the weekend?