Good morning! I woke up in Jolly old London this morning…
That’s actually the pond in my backyard! That is also why I decided to run my five miles in my neighborhood instead of Kapok Park and around Alligator Lake because um, ALLIGATORS! I mean seriously, if you can’t see five feet in front of you do you really want to chance missing a gator in the middle of the path?
I didn’t think so?
And if you don’t believe that fog is dangerous, trust me, it is. This is the second morning we’ve had it and the second morning of serious accidents. So people beware, if you can’t see this…..
Slow down and drive safely!
I finally got all my decorations up even though I went sparse this year. I only put up 3 trees in the Clearwater house instead of the normal 6 or 7. I was gonna stick with 2 but then I found all the cute pink decorations I bought on clearance last year and I was compelled to use them. Compelled!
I had to find an old artificial tree though and the only one I could find was kind of jacked up but it worked. In case you’re wondering why we don’t buy real trees, it’s really quite simple.
His name is Hank.
We spent his entire life teaching him to go outside to pee on trees and when we brought one inside he could not for the life of himself understand why he could not pee on it. So we go with artificial.
Obviously, he still pees on it, it’s just much easier to clean up! And unless I want to wash it all the damn time I’ve learned not to put the tree skirt down until Christmas Eve.
Oh, and unless I want pee soaked presents, they also stay hidden until Christmas morning….oh the sacrifices I make for that little sh…bundle of joy.
I’ve almost finished my Christmas shopping. I just need a few last-minute things. Yesterday I was looking for some earrings online for my niece who recently got her ears pierced and in the accessories all these chokers kept popping up. Are chokers all the rage right now? I mean, I realize they’re sort of popular but I hate the jean ones, and my Lord, why is this thing cool?
That’s God awful! I hope I never see that on anyone, I might seriously laugh. I really might and I’m all about being fashion forward and expressing yourself but that’s just ridiculous.
I’m gonna go cut up a dish towel and make myself a choker.
WTF It’s Wednesday
What’s the most ridiculous fashion nightmare you’ve seen this year?