WTF Wednesday, it’s a booootiful day

Our weather could not be any more perfect.  It’s been so dry and even though it’s quite hot in the afternoon, it’s bearable.  Not at all like summer when you’re sweating while you drink your morning coffee.

And it’s a good thing our weather is so nice because, HALLOWEEN!

halloween

Over decorate much?

For the record, I took that picture last year while MacGyver and I were out driving.  I would never ever decorate like that.  Besides, I prefer wreaths to pumpkins.

This year little Hank will be dressed as Chewbacca.  Boomer was supposed to be Hans Solo but he did not appreciate the costume so he may have to be a Grumpy old man, which was the back up costume.

MacGyver and I don’t typically dress up although I did see this costume online and I thought it would be perfect if the kid were here.

halloween pun costume

I am all about the pun-ny costumes, get it?  Unfortunately, the kid is in his 20’s so I don’t how he’d feel about wearing a diaper but I get the feeling he’d revolt.  Actually, I’m pretty sure he would.

I’m thinking of moving to Texas.  I just have to convince MacGyver that it’s a good choice.  I mean, I have found my perfect job.  PERFECT.

It’s a pupternship.  You actually get paid a hundred bucks an hour to hang out with dogs.  No, I’m totally serious.

muttsThe only caveat, I don’t live in the Dallas-Fort Worth area.  So, I need to convince MacGyver that we have to move or I need to convince Muttt’s to open a location here.  Mutt’s, are you listening?  Mutt’s?  Mutt’s?  Bueller?  Bueller?

WTF, it’s Wednesday, did you dress up today?  What’s your costume?

32 total miles and taking a dog to the movies

I had a weird dream last night.  Like the kind that you can’t fix.  You know what I mean right?  Typically if you have a nightmare, you can make yourself go back to sleep and try to change it or if you have a good dream you can go back to sleep and try to dream some more but a weird dream is just weird.

bitch your weird

What?  Like you’ve never gone back to sleep and tried to change your dream?

Anywho, in my dream I was at the mall shopping, with Hank.  And I met this girl from Russia who had just moved here and she came over to pet Hank and we started talking.  After a few minutes she said she had to go to work soon and asked me for the time.  I told her what time it was and she told me she had to get to the movie theater in the next ten minutes to get paid and I was all like, ‘what?’

So she explained that she got paid to watch movies and then give her opinion and then she said she had an extra ticket and I should come and bring Hank.  You would think I would have been worried about taking a dog to the movies, especially a crazy one, such as Hank.  No.  All I could think about was how I’ve been trying my whole life to find a job that would pay me to watch movies all day and this chick comes here from Russia and figures it out right away!

Come to think of it maybe this dream was an actual nightmare because it went on forever and I woke up never having figured out how to watch movies and get paid.

This weekend MacGyver and I were in Nokomis and Fall officially arrived.  I woke up on Sunday to a crisp cool morning and a temperature of 60 degrees.  I walked outside to run and was like,

oh my goshI ended up running 7 miles that day and I loved it.  LOVED IT.  I’m pretty sure I ran with  the exact face you see above for all 7 miles.  I ended up with 32 miles for the week so I’m getting back up there, slowly but surely.

Not much else was going on this week except garage sales and MacGyver and I went to over 100 of them since they were having community sales in Nokomis over the weekend.  We only spent 4 dollars total and came home with 2 items not even worth mentioning.  What I’m saying is, it was a bust and a big fat failure but we had fun so not all was lost.

Now it’s back tot he grind and since I don’t get paid to watch movies, time to work!

How was your weekend?

Do you try to redream a bad dream away?

Tuesday tangents

By now y’all are probably sick and tired of hearing about my breathing issues, I know I am.  But here’s the thing, it’s hard for me to run and breath and yet I still manage to force out a ‘hello’ or ‘good morning’ to the very same people that I see every damn day on the neighborhood trail I run.

And what do I get in return?

Resting Bithc Face

That’s right, resting bitch face.  What the hell?  What’s so hard about a simple ‘hey’ or ‘good morning’ back?  How about you just nod for Christs sake?  So annoying.

Yesterday I was watching the morning news and the announcer was talking about Selma Blair, who was recently diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis.  She then mentioned a few other actors who also have the disease.  She mentioned ‘Jack Osbourne’, ‘Montel Williams’, and ‘Britney Spears’ sister Jamie-Lynn Sigler.’

what the hell is she talking about

At first I thought she was going to say Jamie Lynn Spears but then she said Sigler and I’m all like, ‘Damn lady, did you never watch the Sopranos?’  And the worst part was she said it like 5 times throughout the news cast and no one ever corrected her.  I was seriously mortified.

Have you gotten your lottery tickets?  I bought four.  Two for Mega Millions and two for Powerball.  I’m almost embarrassed to tell you that I had to call my mom and my sister to find out what the multiplier is.  I said almost.  I’ve played it for the past week or so and so far I believe I’ve gotten one number so obviously, I’m going to win.

Okay, it’s time for you to go off on a tangent, what’s irking you?