WTF Wednesday, bankrupt by a spider

Before I get into this post let me just share with you what I found on the lanai last night:

We think this is actually a fishing spider but I don’t care what it is, I almost blew up the house to get rid of it.

Why?  I just got back from the vet.  I had to drop off Hank.  He has been getting better and everything was looking good but then I asked MacGyver to watch him for a half hour so I could go to the store.

just one

When I walked in the door with my groceries, I scanned the sofa quickly and then said, ‘where’s Hank?’ at which point MacGyver said, ‘what do you mean?’

Apparently, we have different ideas about what ‘watch the dog’ means because when I’m at home all day working, I keep him right beside me and I don’t let him get up unless I carry him outside to go to the bathroom because stitches are expensive y’all!

MacGyver just watched him until he fell asleep on the sofa at which point Hank got up and went out to the lanai where he proceeded to chew out some of his stitches.  We basically repeated the scenario this morning except I was only out of the room for 10 minutes to take a shower and in those 10 minutes he managed to chew out another chunk of stitches.

Now, if you saw the pictures of his spider bite and the subsequent surgery, you know he has a lot of stitches but that’s because he NEEDS all of those stitches.  That’s why I took him back to the vet this morning to get more stitches.

As the vet was pulling back the skin to look at how it’s healing she found some additional necrosis.  Fuck!  So now, Hank is in surgery again.

For the love of God

You know what I wish?  I wish that stupid fucking spider would’ve just asked me for four or five thousand dollars.  That would’ve been a hell of a lot easier.

WTF?  It’s Wednesday and if I never see another spider in my life, I really wouldn’t give a shit!

 

WTF Wednesday, No Times and sick puppies

MacGyver and I aren’t real big on the whole Valentine’s Day celebrating thing.  I mean, we used to go out to dinner and he has bought me lots of jewelry over the years but for the past few years, we’ve dined at home and I’ve bought candy the day after at 50% off which makes my man super proud!

proud husband

Anyways, this year when MacGyver asked me if I wanted anything I said yes because despite all the jewelry that he has given me and all that I own, I do not have a pair of ruby earrings and I really wanted to pair so I told him.

Last night we went to the store to purchase them.

earrings

After we finished checking out the lady said, ‘Happy Valentime’s Day!’

No you didn't

No m in Valentines

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Also, it’s not cute.  No one says Valentimes, unless you’re four!

Ahem

For the record, I’ve spent the entire morning endearing the dogs to me.  I took Hank to the Vet at exactly 9AM.

Not that you can tell in the picture but he injured a disc in his back and is now on bed rest and more drugs than an 80’s rockstar.

Exactly one hour after arriving home with Hank, I went back to vet with Boomer.

He is also hyped up on drugs right now and that’s not including the ones I had to give him to get him into the vet’s office.  Boomer has a raging ear infection and some soreness and stiffness in his hind legs and like his brother, good drugs.

The good thing is once they got the drugs in them they didn’t remember the vet visit.  Maybe it will be a good Valentine’s day after all.

WTF, it’s Wednesday, Happy ValenTINES Day!

 

WTF Wednesday, Camel Crossing, a commercial with a surprise guest, swimwear and more.

Did you see the Super Bowl commercial for Mich Ultra?  I was casually watching the game while we were out at the cabin and that commercial came on and I swear to you I didn’t really recognize anyone but Chris Pratt until the 30 second mark and instantly I knew who it was.

Did you spot her?

You may already know this but I’m addicted to reddit.  You never know what you’ll see on there on any given day.  For instance, this awesome clip of camels actually crossing the sea.  I mean, really, crossing the sea!

One would expect to see a dolphin or maybe even a whale but a camel, that’s just insane.  This completely conveys why I love nature.

I waited for a really long time yesterday, I patiently worked and piddled around waiting on the kid so that I could spend some time with him.  He was visiting with friends but he finally got here around 2PM.  I was beyond excited and wanted to immediately take him shopping but I guess boys just really aren’t all that excited to go shopping because he made me wait another hour while he played a game on his computer.

I sat across from him at the table very patiently.

I'm  impatient

Once we got going he didn’t mind it so much.  At first, I had to convince him to let me buy him things but he finally gave in because, FREE.

Did anyone else happen to see Uma Thurman’s instagram post about her accident on Kill Bill?  My God, that was such a horrible video to see.

Uma Thurman

Click on the image to see the video.

Ashley Graham released her new swimsuit collection.  I saw a preview of it online and I wondered who the model with her was.  It was her 53 year old mother.  Go mama Graham!

ashley graham

You can see more of the collection and read about the swimsuit line by clicking on the image.

One more thing, in case you haven’t heard, Kylie Jenner has given birth to a baby girl named Stormi.  I am so glad I don’t have to hear about this anymore.  Great, she has a baby at 20, now all the impressionable young girls out there can go buy her new lip kit which will inevitably be called Stormi.  Pass.

WTF it’s Wednesday.