12 miles and the batshit crazy party planning widow

We had a relaxing if not a tad busy weekend over here.  The most exciting thing that happened was that I logged 12 miles of running!  For real.  8 miles on Saturday and 4 more on Sunday.  I seriously wanted to call the pulmonologist after and tell him about it but I didn’t.  I took a picture of my stats and a particular finger but I refrained from sending.

MacGyver and I and a friend of ours went to an auction.  I love auctions.  MacGyver registered and I even got my own number but I never got the chance to use it because everything that I wanted went to high to fast.  It was depressing.  After a few hours I was over it.

Yep

MacGyver wanted to stay so we arranged for him to get a ride home with his friend and I took the truck home.  When they showed up a few hours later they had a few rugs they had gotten at the end for 10 bucks a piece and I got this Nate Berkus rug which I am in love with!

Nate Berkus

I think I’m slightly addicted to throw rugs.  I bought at least 10 this year.  Obviously I have issues.

On Sunday my Mom, MacGyver and I headed over to Costco to get some things my mom wanted to take back to Tennessee.  It was uneventful until we went to the checkout and then all hell broke loose.

MacGyver was a bit ahead of mom and me so he went to the checkout lane and was pulling out his card while we started to roll the cart in.  At the same time this lady swooped in from the side and started unloading her cart.  MacGyver told her that we were already in line at which point she started slamming her items onto the conveyor and she screamed at him and said ‘no you weren’t’ and accused him of trying to cut in front of her.

He tried explaining the situation but she just kept yelling and cursing at him and then she got right in his face and started screaming ‘f*ck you’ at which point MacGyver may have called her something I’ve never in my life heard him say before.  All of the sudden she started screaming at the top of her lungs and crying and she said, ‘My husband died yesterday and I have to plan a party for tomorrow.’

bat shit crazy

MacGyver said something like, ‘I’m sorry, I didn’t know that’ but she continued to curse at him and scream.  So, MacGyver backed up and told us he didn’t need anything in the cart bad enough to deal with this nonsense and he started to leave.  Right about that time a manager came up and told us that she would ring us up at another register, far away from the woman, (who at this point was still screaming.)  And by now she was telling me that she hoped I die soon so that MacGyver would have to be miserable for the rest of his life.  Lovely.

I wish I was kidding.  I really do but I’m not and it got even uglier.  We peacefully checked out and thinking the crazy lady had left we went to the food court to get something to eat because I was afraid we might encounter her in the parking lot and I wanted to avoid that at all cost so I thought we should delay our exit but unfortunately, she hadn’t left.

batshit and dont know it

MacGyver had gone to get a table and Mom and I were ordering when the lady approached us screaming.  She told me that my husband was an asshole and that she hopes I die soon so that he will have to live a lonely life.  Then she ran towards MacGyver and stuck her middle finger so close to his face I was pretty sure I was going to have to intervene because I knew if she hit him he wouldn’t hit her back.  Fortunately for us, she had upset most of the people in the checkout lanes and management was close behind so when she saw them headed towards her, she left.

Y’all it was the craziest thing I’ve ever experienced.  Just insane.  Several members of management came up to make sure we were okay and apologize to us, even though it was in no way their fault, and many of the other shoppers came up to say how crazy the lady was.  Many said they were super impressed with our level of restraint, but honestly, I just felt really sorry for her because the way she was acting pushed people away and this is a time she probably needs them most.

MacGyver said if she needed to postpone her party, surely people would understand, I mean, her husband just died.  Who hosts a party a day later anyway?  It didn’t make any sense at all and what was even more disturbing was the fact that she was out there driving somewhere with all that pent up anger.

Try as I might, I just can’t excuse her behavior just because she was grieving.  I have never been in her situation but I can almost assure you with 100% certainty that I would NEVER act that way.  Never.

When is the last time you went to Costco?

Have you ever encountered a crazy person in a store or public setting?

I’d like to thank myself…

It’s 9:15AM and currently the theme for Saturday Night Fever is playing on a commercial in the background and Mom is dancing in my kitchen.

Granny dancer

Not my Mom but oh so close….

Boomer and Hank are exhausted from their morning walks and laying on the lazy boy and sofa respectively and the bird is trying to clean out Boomer’s ears with his tongue which surprisingly he doesn’t mind.

My house is sort of like this,

bird house

but with more dogs and one bird.

Over the weekend we had our annual neighborhood garage sale and craft fair hence my absence on Thursday and Friday.  You see, I planned and organized it for the entire neighborhood.  Myself.  Did I mention I planned and organized it for the entire neighborhood all by myself?  Well, I did.  I am also exhausted.  The good news is, I’m 600 dollars richer.

dollar dollar

Well, actually, I was 600 dollars richer but now it’s more like 200 dollars richer.  Did I mention that mom is in town?  And have I told you how much mom and I like to shop?  Because we do and I need a lot of things for the new house.  Okay, maybe not need, maybe more like want.  I want a lot of new things for the new house.  So we shop.  And shop.  And then we shop.

show me the money

I’m helping the economy so much.  Aren’t you proud of me?

In spite of all I had going on last week and boy did I have a lot going on because, hey I work for myself and my husband, I write a lil ol blog, take care of two dogs a bird and the occasional neighborhood stray plus I just closed on two houses in one day, so why not plan and organize a community yard sale and craft fair for thousands of people, right?  Sure, throw some more at me, I can handle it.

Despite all of that, I still managed to run over 15 miles and get some physical therapy in so I’m all kinds of pleased with myself!

In the words of the late great Dee Dee Ramone, “I’d like to thank myself, and congratulate myself, and give myself a big pat on the back.”

Now I better go get some work done before I get too full of myself.

How was your weekend?

Do you spend extra cash as soon as you get it or are you a saver?  (I buy all the running things!)

I don’t like to move it, move it.

Don’t you hate those people who get all excited on Monday mornings.  You know the type, they’re all like ‘good morning sunshine’ and I’m like,

shut your mouth

And especially when I’m tired or exhausted which is a much more accurate description after the week and the weekend that we just had.  I mean closing on two houses in one day is crazy but moving from one into the other in less than 3 days is just, dare I say, stupid?

moving

This is how MacGyver would’ve liked to move but I had to squash that shit right there.

Clearly MacGyver and I are NOT real men.  It took us about 14 trips with a huge car hauler.  Did I mention that this is a vacation house?  Yeah, we are obviously hoarders and we have a shit ton of pure crap, but we got it moved.

We managed to walk the dogs every day during the move as to try and keep their lives as normal as possible.  On one of those mornings MacGyver almost stepped on something and that something is now a new member of the family.  Let me introduce you to Squishy Toots.

Squishy Toots

Cute isn’t he?  He was pretty chill during the moving too but then how excited do turtles actually ever get?

So, we got everything in the new house on Friday afternoon and then we spent most of Saturday and Sunday cleaning the new house and moving boxes and furniture into our rooms.  We don’t have everything moved in but I did manage to finish, (or semi finish) setting up a few rooms and here they are.

The kitchen.

kitchen

The dining room

kitchen

And the living room

living room

 

We still need to paint and hang our pictures and fine tune but since we spend our weekends there, I had to go ahead and set up some things.  I don’t mind.  I get weirdly excited about decorating.  Weirdly.  Maybe obsessed is the right word but hey, who’s to say that’s a bad thing?  Not me!

The new house is not far from the old one but the water is way better.  The fishing is going to be awesome.  In case you’re wondering how I know, MacGyver threw one crab trap in the water just after we closed on Friday afternoon.  Saturday morning, he pulled up four of these guys.

crabs

Blue Crabs in the pot!

We got home last night just in time for The Walking Dead which I personally thought was dismal at best.  Not one of my favorite episodes ever and actually the Talking Dead which aired afterwards was more exciting in my opinion.  Let’s hope it gets better because I can’t stop watching.  Why? Ummmm, Daryl!

This morning, we’re over here just trying to get back to normal, which means, I’ve got some new shoes to try out and I’m going for a run.

Have a fantastic Monday, and tell me what you did this weekend.

Do you like moving?  How about decorating?