WTF Wednesday, please remove celebrities from my news feed

spongebob cant sleep

Whatever you do Spongebob, do NOT take any Ambien.  Apparently, it turns you into a racist.

Does anyone else get the feeling that the people who use twitter the most are some of the very same people who have no idea how it really works?

the internet never forgets

Every day I read the news and more often than not another celebrity goes off on a twitter rant and it’s all over the news and I’m over here like, ‘have you people learned nothing from Amanda Bynes?’

facepalm

In other news, Kim Kardashian is on her way to the White House to speak about prison reform.  Ummm….ummmm, I’m just going to skip this one.

I’m done with the news today.

WTF, It’s Wednesday!

Zumba should really come with a warning.

I overslept this morning.  Well I mean, I didn’t get up until around 6:30 which is really late for me.  I’d like to blame it on the diet that MacGyver and I are on but really,  I just wanted to stay in bed this morning.

sleeping in

Yes, this.

When I finally did decide to get up I was still a bit groggy and I should be embarrassed to tell you what I did because unfortunately it isn’t the first time but I’m going to tell you anyway.

I ran the coffee through my kuerig without a cup again, only this time I was actually standing right there as the coffee slowly spilled out onto the counter, and I didn’t notice a thing until the hot liquid actually hit my foot.

Yes, yes it will be.

Then I got on the iPad to play Design Home before getting to work or working out because, priorities.  Unfortunately I realized that I need to make an appointment with the eye doctor because I can’t see well with my contact lenses or my glasses.  I decided to go with the glasses today because they seemed to be the better of the two.

After a half hour of Design Home I felt guilty for not working out because I like to do that first thing in the morning.  After watching a segment on the news about Zumba I had the bright idea to find a Zumba video on Youtube.

I started out like this,

zumba

This is good, I thought, I got this.  So I got a little more into it.

Go girl, go girl

A Pitbull song came on and naturally my tongue sticks out because I am SERIOUS.  And you know that’s what happens when I’m serious.  I was into it now.  This was an awesome workout but so much fun, so I let loose.

I mean really, really loose.

And I think I have serious rhythm because in my mind, I’m JLo!  For real…I’m that good.

zumba dance

Oh yeah, I was into it.

Except, I forgot to move shit out of my way before I started.  And I accidentally hit the bird cage with one of my flailing arms which resulted in me falling slightly backwards and then into and over the coffee table.

And now my glasses look like this,

scratched lenses

So since the scratch is in the middle, I have to push the glasses over to the side and down a bit so that I can see the computer screen.  You know, all crooked like.  A sardonic representation of my morning.

It’s going to be a fabulous day!  Tomorrow I’ll start with an early alarm and a bike ride.

Tell me how your morning started.

High Banks and the Short North

On Wednesday the kid had to go into work but since he didn’t have to go in until 1:30 in the afternoon, we decided to go down to the Short North in the morning.  Before going to the Short North market we visited Goodale Park.

Goodale Park

I loved the cherry blossom trees and all of the other trees which were just beginning to bloom.  Even though it was freakin freezing outside, it made it feel like spring.

Goodale Park Columbus

There was a little pond there as well and we were surprised there were geese everywhere.  The kid keeps reminding me not to touch them because it’s mating season and apparently they can get quite vicious when they are nesting.

the Pond at Goodale park

After a walk around the park we visited the Short North market.

the Short North

The Short North is a really cool place but I think it would be much cooler at night because there are a ton of restaurants and bars that look really fun.

Later in the afternoon I drove the kid to work and then I tried to find a park near his work.  Unfortunately they were doing construction and I couldn’t figure out how to get in.  I didn’t give up though, I googled another park and off I went to Highbanks.

I ran 2 of the trails but I loved the first one best.  It was the dripping rock trail I think.  Later the kid told me it’s his favorite too.

And I could see why, it was absolutely beautiful.  I bet in the late spring and summer when everything is in full bloom it’s mesmerizing.

I kept calling it Highlands on instagram and facebook because I’m an idiot but it’s actually called Highbanks Metro Park so Columbians, I’m sorry.  I stand corrected and it’s a beautiful park that I plan to visit many more times.

Have a happy Friday, I’ll be back soon with a bazillion more pictures.