Over the weekend MacGyver and I went to a few neighborhood garage sales because that’s just what we do. Anyways, we came upon this lady just standing in the street holding a baby and looking quite perplexed. At first I was a little worried about her but then when I asked her if she was okay, she said that she was and that she was just confused. I asked her why and she just pointed an said she had no idea how to pose her Granddaughter.
That was the point I looked over and saw the scariest lawn of my life.
Somebunny threw up Easter eggs all over the yard! What the Hell happened? They need an Eggcorsist. I mean seriously, who decorates like that? It was crazy. They had thousands of eggs everywhere and at least 10 blown up bunnies and super sized eggs. It scared me.
When we got in the car and drove off MacGyver said I’m glad you only decorate like that at Christmas.
What? I do no such thing!
And then MacGyver said that six Christmas trees and 10,000 twinkle lights may just be a bit over the top and that’s all he was saying but for the record, I don’t go all that crazy at Christmas time and I hardly decorate at all for any other holidays so there!
Have you been buying a ton of Easter candy? Surprisingly I’ve been really good this year. I’ve only purchased Reeses peanut butter eggs but that’s a staple. MacGyver asked me to get Peeps one day but I refused.
Don’t be a Monster!
In honor of Easter and sibling’s day which was Monday and my recent trip to Tennessee and one of my favorite things, bunny ears, here’s a couple of pictures from my Tennessee trip. (Happy sibling’s day to my brother too!)
MacGyver took this picture and I had no idea that my sister was doing this.
He immediately took a second picture.
And she had no idea that I was doing this, but isn’t it funny how sisters think alike.
Before we went to Tennessee MacGyver and I bought new flooring for our Den/Tv/Theatre/hangout room. Currently it has some stanky green carpet, and I hate it. The dogs love it, hence the reason I hate it. It collects dog hair and it smells. I am constantly cleaning it and it consumes far too much of my time.
In fact in keeping with same theme I’ve been purging many things in my house that take up too much time, i.e. dust bunny nic knacks, and my mom is coming to town soon and we’ll be having a major garage sale. Somebody is going to make out like a bandit because I’m getting too damn lazy to clean. The man cave is chock full of my shit.
Last night I had to clean out the den so we could begin the task of replacing the flooring which meant I had to clean out my she shed to have a place to store stuff. That’s when I located some things I didn’t know I had, Easter decorations, and I hauled them straight up to the garage sale pile.
And then I turned around and came right back downstairs because there was no room. I’ll put them up for sale right after Easter. Or after I finish the 12 step in Over Decorators Anonymous.
Do you tend to overdecorate?
Are you an Oganizer or Unorganized?