WTF Wednesday, Overdecorating and stealing baby Jesus

I was almost positive I scaled down my Christmas decorations last year.  I think I remember donating quite a few ornaments and outdoor decorations and if my memory serves me correctly, I’m pretty sure I threw out one of my artificial trees.

And yet for some reason my house still looks similar to this:

over decoratorAnd sadly, I am not even close to being finished.  Maybe that’s because I keep putting things up and then staring at them, deciding I don’t like it and redoing everything.  At this rate my house will be fully decorated by April and you’ll be able to see it from space.

There have been some great sales lately at some of my favorite department stores.  Macy’s had a great deal on this Michael Kors purse which I bought from me to me and Belk had a great sale on a cute dress from Free People and I planned on wearing it out on New Years Eve, but that probably won’t happen because guess who just got summoned for Jury duty?  Yeah, on New Year’s freakin Eve!  You know who I feel sorry for?  The defendant.  I mean seriously, how would you expect a fair trial?  People have celebrating to do you know.

I’m already working on my excuse…

jury dutyThat statement is unbelievably accurate.  I’ve lost nails to a few of my sports bras, I kid you not.

In case you didn’t see this next item, I’m about to make your dreams come true and you can thank me for it later.  You can get a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts for a buck next week.  That’s right, I said one dollar.

donutsStarting Wednesday, December 12th you can walk into any Krispy Kreme and order a dozen donuts at regular price and they’ll give you a dozen more for a buck.  Mark your calendars for this important date.  Now!

You may have seen this on Facebook already but since I’m from Tennessee originally and I know how hilarious we all are I had to share.  We start young…

You go girl, get you a baby Jesus.

WTF?  It’s Wednesday!

One thought on “WTF Wednesday, Overdecorating and stealing baby Jesus

  1. There are times I think I might have to get scissors to get my sports bra off! I don’t mostly because I’d cut myself hahaha

    I’m now in Hawaii where I will be running, dammit. My watch app will show my run (no GPS, it didn’t happen). I had to tell someone I thought would appreciate running in a new place.

    You can still go out on NYE! 🙂

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