By now y’all are probably sick and tired of hearing about my breathing issues, I know I am. But here’s the thing, it’s hard for me to run and breath and yet I still manage to force out a ‘hello’ or ‘good morning’ to the very same people that I see every damn day on the neighborhood trail I run.
And what do I get in return?
That’s right, resting bitch face. What the hell? What’s so hard about a simple ‘hey’ or ‘good morning’ back? How about you just nod for Christs sake? So annoying.
Yesterday I was watching the morning news and the announcer was talking about Selma Blair, who was recently diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis. She then mentioned a few other actors who also have the disease. She mentioned ‘Jack Osbourne’, ‘Montel Williams’, and ‘Britney Spears’ sister Jamie-Lynn Sigler.’
At first I thought she was going to say Jamie Lynn Spears but then she said Sigler and I’m all like, ‘Damn lady, did you never watch the Sopranos?’ And the worst part was she said it like 5 times throughout the news cast and no one ever corrected her. I was seriously mortified.
Have you gotten your lottery tickets? I bought four. Two for Mega Millions and two for Powerball. I’m almost embarrassed to tell you that I had to call my mom and my sister to find out what the multiplier is. I said almost. I’ve played it for the past week or so and so far I believe I’ve gotten one number so obviously, I’m going to win.
Okay, it’s time for you to go off on a tangent, what’s irking you?