WTF Wednesday, please remove celebrities from my news feed

spongebob cant sleep

Whatever you do Spongebob, do NOT take any Ambien.  Apparently, it turns you into a racist.

Does anyone else get the feeling that the people who use twitter the most are some of the very same people who have no idea how it really works?

the internet never forgets

Every day I read the news and more often than not another celebrity goes off on a twitter rant and it’s all over the news and I’m over here like, ‘have you people learned nothing from Amanda Bynes?’

facepalm

In other news, Kim Kardashian is on her way to the White House to speak about prison reform.  Ummm….ummmm, I’m just going to skip this one.

I’m done with the news today.

WTF, It’s Wednesday!

Oh the things I find when I’m running….

MacGyver and I had planned on heading down to Nokomis on Thursday to spend four days what with the holiday and all.  We were really looking forward to it and I had invited friends down but then Alberto decided to make an appearance so MacGyver decided that we should just stay home.

He said we could stay inside at home or stay inside down there so why not just stay home and save gas money.

tropical storm Alberto

Yeah, as you probably guessed it wasn’t exactly a wash out.  In fact, I mowed and weeded the lawn and then I weeded all the mulched areas and trimmed back all the trees in anticipation.  At least we’ll be prepared for the next one.

It did rain a lot, don’t get me wrong, it just didn’t rain the entire weekend.  I still ran in it too because, well let’s be honest, who doesn’t feel a little bad ass running in the rain?  Am I right?

running in the rain

MacGyver made me wear a shirt.

Sometimes things happen when we run.  We tend to see all sorts of things.  Sometimes we stop, sometimes we don’t.

On Saturday I was running and it was raining pretty hard but on my second loop around the neighborhood I saw something in the street and I stopped and now I am raising another baby.

blue jay

Meet Squeakers.  He’s a bluejay.  We weren’t sure if he fell from the nest or if another bird grabbed him and then dropped him.  His bluejay parents were flying around screeching but we couldn’t re-nest him because the nest was super high.

I’m glad we rescued him and are giving him a chance because the next morning I saw another one, the same size in the same area, dead.  I’m pretty sure another bird had picked the next because it was half eaten.  Squeakers has a tiny injury under his wing but it isn’t hampering his ability to flap them and he is eating and pooping just fine so hopefully in a few weeks, he will fly off into the sunset and live a happy bird life.

hungry bird

In the meantime, I’ve got a hungry bird that likes to be fed promptly, every half hour.  It’s a good thing he’s cute.

bluejay

Even Hank likes him.

Hank

He climbs up onto the chair so he can watch me feed the baby bird.  It’s adorable.

Have a fabulous Tuesday!

What did you do this weekend?

Did you go anywhere or did you get rained out?

Thursday, some things

Remember when I used to have a blog and wrote things on it like, a lot?  Yeah, I forgot too.

airhead

The truth is that I’m still working on this year long project and it’s so time consuming I barely have a moment to spare.  Oh, and also it has been raining for like a year, (actually 4 or 5 days) and the grass and weeds are taking over.  So yesterday we got a break in the rain and I spent the better part of the day weeding the mulch beds and trimming the massive overgrowth that is my lawn.

exhausting

Remember how I told you that MacGyver and I had been on the Keto Diet but we switched back to our regular Paleo diet?  Well, for some reason MacGyver has managed to stay in Ketosis even with eating a few more carbs and he has lost a whopping 9 pound WITHOUT working out.  I however, am working out an hour to an hour and a half every day, eating less than 1,500 calories a day with a carb count under 75 and somehow I managed to gain 2 pounds in the last 2 days!

This is an accurate representation of me this morning:

I cannot believe this shit

Here’s the plan.  There is no plan.  I’m gonna eat when I’m hungry, continue to work out and fuck it.

Did you see the news reports of the 30 year old who was evicted from his parents home?  This story was so great I wanted to posted it yesterday for WTF Wednesday but I didn’t have a chance.  So today, I am giving you the most awkward interview ever.  Oh, and also, this man will never in his life go on another date.

How is your week going?  Hopefully better than that guy!