WTF Wednesday, did you run the high heel or penis marathon?

So MacGyver and I are in the process of moving things into a room in the new vacation house that the previous owners were nice enough to let us use.  That way we didn’t have to move everything from the old house and put it in storage for a couple of days and then move it into the new house again because in case I didn’t mention it a thousand times, we are closing on both houses on the same day.

This is my life right now,

moving

Most of this is crap from the shed. I do NOT put items in garbage bags, that’s all MacGyver right there folks!

I am not able to run right now because a, I don’t have a spare minute but most importantly, I’m taking Levaquin and you don’t mess around with that stuff. If you run while taking it or even shortly after, from what I’ve read, you can tear ligaments, so no thank you.

I am wearing my Motiv ring though because every step counts!

motiv ring

Count ALL the steps!

One of these rings is not like the other.

I’ve only had a few moments to spare since this process began so I’ve limited my computer time to only the most important things, Facebook and Runner’s World news stories.

lol

I did come across these two stories I wanted to share with you.  First, is this woman who ran a marathon, (the seven bridges marathon in Chatanooga which is no joke a hard ass race) in high heels!  The entire race.

run in heels

You can click on her image to read the full story but she made it into the record books so good for her.  I can’t even walk to my car in high heels without turning my ankle so I give her full props.

I’m gonna leave you with this next story because you’re definitely going to want to click on the link and watch the full video.  No seriously, I had to and I know you will too.

This man ran a marathon and free balled it at the end without even knowing!

hanging low

,,,,cause I’m free, free ballin’

I was not satisfied with the banana image, at all.  Therefore I searched online and did the dirty work for you.    I found it amazing that he was more worried with his time, check that Garmin first, screw the junk hanging out.  Click here to see the unedited, no banana version.

You’re welcome

WTF it’s Wednesday!  Why not start the day with a little marathon porn?

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