WTF Wednesday, Paris the Princess of Por…..

This story came across my news feed yesterday:

ring too small

I have to admit, I wanted that story to turn out differently.  I mean, I was glad that she broke up with the guy but I secretly wish she would have lost the weight and then rejected him, kept the ring, and then left him for his best friend, who was also his therapist.  Right?  Like an amped up episode of Khloe Kardashian’s Revenge Body that you might actually want to watch.

Paris  for Princess

I tried to write something about this but I just couldn’t stop laughing.  I’m still laughing so if you want to read it just click on it.  I’m over here hysterical right now and I just can’t even.

Last week when we were in Nokomis, MacGyver and I had planned on building a nice storage shed and moving the laundry room to the cabana so that we could put in the second bathroom.  We’ve already contacted a plumber and taken the steps to go from well water to city water so it was just a matter of getting all the things moved around.

We have a lot of shit.  Rather, MacGyver has a lot of shit.  Tools, equipment, various things he needs to work on the boat, cars, house and etc.  What we really need is a garage but then, we have one of those in Clearwater, why do we also need one in our vacation home.

the hoard is real

Oh yeah, that’s why.

Anyway, since we had a building to build we needed some equipment.  MacGyver and I like to go to garage sales because sometimes you can find some of the things you might need.  While we were out driving around we saw a house for sale near our neighborhood and we stopped to look at it.  It needed a bit of work but we liked that it was laid out just like the Englewood house and was bigger than the Nokomis house but it was on a good canal with good boating access.

MacGyver said if we could just move our house to where that house was and leave the garage and boat lift and put in a pool it’d be the perfect house.  We both laughed, and then as if lightning struck us both at the same time we knew what we had to do.  We bought the house.

MacGyver sure does know how to get out of home improvement projects!

And then it occurred to me…

new running routes

They accepted our offer this week and now we just have to sell our other house, and fast.

WTF, it’s Wednesday and we just bought a house y’all!

What’s the last big purchase you made?

If you could have a vacation home anywhere in the world where would it be?

4 thoughts on “WTF Wednesday, Paris the Princess of Por…..

  1. You will find a new great running route!

    I guess I have a vacation house now lol I miss it. Let’s not talk about it. And this was my last big purchase. I’m not buying one here. Honestly, I don’t think I have time to take care of one. My schedule is crazy.

    Yay for new house!

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