I work from home so naturally after I workout in the morning, I walk the dogs, shower and then put on nice comfortable workout clothes. Why should I bother putting on dress clothes when I sit in the lazy boy on the computer for most of the day? It’s pointless.
However yesterday, I had an appointment with a client scheduled for 2PM so I had to actually put on makeup and fix my hair and put on real dress clothes. Then, an hour before I was supposed to leave, the client called to reschedule.
So then there I was with a freshly made up face and hair and nice clothes and it was wasted. WASTED! So, I had to go somewhere because it’s protocol, you just cannot waste a made up face and hair and dress clothes.
So, I decided to take a quick trip up to the dollar tree because well, why not. I can always justify a trip to the dollar tree.
When I walked in the girl behind the counter said ‘Oh you look nice, did you get a blow out?’ And I thought, do I look like I’m having car trouble? And then I said, ‘No my tires are fine.’
It didn’t dawn on me what they meant until I was around the corner and I heard her and the other cashier giggling and then I realized they were talking about my hair.
But wait, what is called when your tire pops?
WTF it’s Wednesday and obviously I need to get out more!