WTF Wednesday, Rollin with my Homie

We have a huge oak tree in our back yard and earlier in the year I noticed that one of the limbs was about to fall so I mentioned it to MacGyver.  He scoffed and said that the tree was old but very sturdy and it wasn’t going anywhere, but since I’m the one who loves to garden and I’m always working in the yard I knew it was cracked and about to fall.  I knew it.

really

It was a mere week later when MacGyver was at work and I was in the backyard by the fire pit throwing some sticks from the yard in there when I thought I heard a crack.  The next thing I remember is waking up on the ground beside a very large tree limb.  I had quite a bump on my head but I was okay.  When MacGyver got home I told him what happened and yelled at him for not cutting down the obviously weak limb and then I told him that the other side of the tree also had a weak limb and I thought it should be cut down as well.  His solution, don’t walk under the tree.

A few months later Mom and I were outside and I was walking out in the back yard and guess what fell?  Yep, the other tree limb!  I called MacGyver to let him know and he said, ‘I told you to stay away from that tree!’

What?

How about we trim the tree?

So let’s skip ahead to current time and two days ago when I’m casually walking out to my she shed to get something.  My she shed is on the other side of the yard, the OTHER side, in the dog’s yard.  Hank and I were in there and I was just about to open the door to my shed when I felt the whip of a branch down my back and a loud bang and then, the ground shook.

It took a moment for me to realize what had happened but then I freaked out because I realized a tree had fallen and it had fallen on little Hank.

Fortunately, Hank was fine and more concerned about me as he jumped and maneuvered his way through all of those branches.  Afterwards, still shaking, I ran into the garage and told MacGyver what happened and brought him over to show him the tree and the damage.  His response was, ‘stay out of the back yard.’

Seriously

Obviously we aren’t going to be trimming the precious freakin trees!

In case you didn’t see my Instagram post on Monday, this is what it looked like,

Monday Run

And I show you this because this is what Tuesday looked like,

tuesdays run

You have no idea how hard I had to work to get that extra calorie and if you’re wondering why I tried so hard, I kid you not, Sympathy for the Devil was randomly playing on my Pandora station!

One more thing for you today.  I’ve got a Woody update and you can really see the red in his head now.

Woody

My little Woodpecker baby is all grown up!

And this is my favorite picture of me and Woody so far, I call it Rollin with my homie!

I’m thinking of making this my new Instagram profile pic, it’s pretty epic.

WTF, it’s Wednesday!

The end to a Rite of Passage…

When I was a kid going to a concert was a rite of passage.  It was something you looked forward to until you could actually go by yourself.  When the day finally came and your parents actually dropped you off and told you where to be for the pickup, you were more excited about the prospect of going than for the actual concert itself.

Concert time

I remember it seemed like it took forever to convince my parents that going to a concert was a good idea and the convincing came from the unlikeliest of sources, my Mamaw.

We used to go to my Mamaw’s house every Friday and I remember sitting in her dining room and she was talking about a concert that she had been to.  She said that she had only ever loved two men in her whole life, my Papaw and Mel Tillis, and she said it while she was sporting a MMMMel Tillis concert T-shirt.

I used her story as leverage, not the lovin’ two men part but the going to a concert part, and it worked.  I told my parents that if my Mamaw could go to a concert then surely it was safe enough for me to go.  Of course back then about the worst thing my parents had to worry about was whether or not I would take drugs or leave with somebody, and they hoped they had brought me up to know better.   I didn’t always make the best decisions but I wasn’t stupid either.

brain freeze

I mostly stayed away from the hard stuff.

As I got older I started to prefer smaller shows and even now, when MacGyver and I occasionally go to a concert, we prefer intimate settings like small theaters over large arenas.  Maybe we’re just old.  If MacGyver’s hearing and my eyesight is any indication, well, we’re old.

dancing granny boss

I don’t care, I’m still a dancing granny boss, just maybe not yet a granny and I dance at home now, (mostly to avoid embarrassing the family).

MacGyver and I were watching the news last night and we saw the tragedy occurring in Manchester.  It was heartbreaking.  I thought about what those parents must be going through and it is gut wrenching.  These are not the concerts that I dreamed about when I was younger, that my kid dreamed of, and I’m sure it’s not what those children dreamt of either.  What is wrong with this world?   Why are people so broken?

This is not the same rite of passage anymore…..

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And just when I thought it was over……

On Saturday I ran 10 miles on the Legacy Trail and ended up with a mid-level migraine that ended up lasting for the entire freakin weekend.  It sucked.  This is what I get for playing doctor and not taking my thyroid medication for almost three weeks because now the long run migraines are back and I’m sure it will take a few weeks to get rid of them again.

migraine easy

Oh, if it were only this easy….

The bad news is, I might have finally solved the mystery of the eye twitch and it has absolutely nothing to do with the thyroid medication and absolutely everything to do with another medication I was sure I needed and it’s the only thing that got rid of my migraines when everything else failed previously.  It turns out that the twitch could actually be caused by the topirimate!  The blessed Topirimate!

oh god noIn case you’re wondering, I’m not going to play around with my medications this time, I’m going to make an appointment this week and talk to my doctor about it, but since the ‘twitch’ started around the same time the doctor increased my dose of topirimate, I’m pretty sure that’s the culprit.

I don’t know why I never considered it before.  As it turns out problems with the eyes are a known side effect with topirimate.  Go figure.  So much for my miracle drug.

I still managed to rally on Saturday and have a little fun.  We went out on the boat and had dinner with the in-laws.  We also went swimming and I found out that my Fibit Charge HR is definitely water resistant.  I’d almost go as far as saying that bitch is damn near waterproof.  I mean, I know it’s not, but it certainly seemed like it when I was showing off in the pool.

Swimming MacGyver was showing his dad how to execute the perfect swimming stroke.  Is that even what you say?  I don’t know because I obviously know absolutely nothing about swimming but that didn’t stop me from jumping into the water and showing off my perfectly imperfect breast stroke while forgetting to remove my Fitbit Charge HR.  Yeah, I did that.

And then I swam across the pool a few more times.  And then, I remembered I had it on.

Still worksIt still works!

I slept in on Sunday morning and I slept a lot of the day on Sunday too but I could not get rid of the migraine.  It just did not want to go away so I finally just gave in and decided to rest.  For some reason that’s a hard thing for me to do.

This morning I was rewarded for it because I woke up migraine free and I was able to run again.  It wasn’t a lot of fun though.  If you follow me on Instagram or facebook you may already know why.

How was your weekend?  Did you do anything exciting?  Did you know the Fitbit Charge HR was water resistant?