I have been extra, extra good this year. Okay, well maybe not extra, extra good but I’ve been extra good. Good?
Okay maybe I’ve been good sometimes.
The point is, I’ve tried to be as good as I possibly could. How’s that?
Great! Can we move on with the letter now?
THIS YEAR I WOULD LIKE
A BIG FAT BANK ACCOUNT
AND A SLIM LITTLE BODY
AND WHATEVER YOU DO
PLEASE SANTA PLEASE
DON’T MIX THOSE TWO UP
LIKE YOU DID LAST YEAR!
WTF, it is Wednesday, might as well get our letters to Santa in the mail.