WTF Wednesday, My letter to Santa

Dearest Santa,

I have been extra, extra good this year.  Okay, well maybe not extra, extra good but I’ve been extra good.  Good?

Have you really?

Okay maybe I’ve been good sometimes.

The point is, I’ve tried to be as good as I possibly could.  How’s that?

Much Better!

Great!  Can we move on with the letter now?

DEAR SANTA,

THIS YEAR I WOULD LIKE

A BIG FAT BANK ACCOUNT

AND A SLIM LITTLE BODY

AND WHATEVER YOU DO

PLEASE SANTA PLEASE

DON’T MIX THOSE TWO UP

LIKE YOU DID LAST YEAR!

WTF, it is Wednesday, might as well get our letters to Santa in the mail.

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