When MacGyver and I are down in Nokomis we frequently log onto the local news station that we watch in Clearwater so we can keep abreast as to what’s going on around our house while we’re away.
We were watching last week and it was a typical news day until this story came on:
(Click on the image to read the story or click here.)
And then we heard that the razor blades stolen were the exact same ones that MacGyver uses and the ones I steal from him to shave my legs, which is why 1,700 dollars for razor blades seemed perfectly reasonable. He probably only got 5.
On Independence Day when MacGyver and I made our annual trek to the emergency room, (for the second time), the doctor was pretty explicit with his orders. He said to make sure that we called an opthalmologist as soon as we could and and to make sure that we got an appointment immediately, because if we didn’t MacGyver could lose his eyesight.
Again, he was explicit. I heard him correctly however, MacGyver heard something completely different.
I made getting an appointment my job and I called relentlessly until I got him in to see a specialist at 10:30AM this morning. I wasn’t able to go with him because I had a prior appointment with the accountant but I asked him to call me if he needed a ride home just in case they dilated his eyes or anything.
I got home at 1PM and he was already there. He said he went ahead and drove home but it wasn’t a big deal. He said his eye was just a little blurry but that was probably because of the steroid shot that they gave him.
RIGHT IN HIS EYE!!
MacGyver just reached new levels of badassery today. He is the new King of Badassdom and I bow down to his majesty.
WTF, it must be Wednesday
Have you ever had a shot in your eyeball?
Are you afraid of needles?