Y’all on Monday night I watched a show called The Man With the 132 lb Scrotum. Yes, you read that correctly, I swear to God. But, let’s just put this into perspective, shall we? That man’s scrotum weighed more than I do.
I couldn’t look away. The man had to fashion an upside down hoodie to cover his scrotum just so that he could leave his home and he carried a milk crate on the bus to rest his scrotum on. Like, he seriously needed to rest it. Seriously.
It was crazy. Unable to afford the surgery it was eventually gifted to him. I’m not sure if the documentary was a stipulation of that gift but it takes some big ass balls to go on TV with a scrotum of that size. Pun intended! In fact I don’t think puns get any better than that.
A new study that came out this month in the publication Circulation finds that 30 minutes of strenuous exercise daily may not be nearly enough. In fact the study suggests that you should double, or even quadruple that if you want to keep your heart healthy.
Great, now I just have to figure out how to deal with the additional stress this causes me now that I have to find even more free time to exercise!
Every morning I take my dogs for a walk mostly for the exercise but also to keep Hank from peeing in my house.
We have a routine and I do my best to stick to it. My dogs are quite nervous so it helps to keep them in familiar situations and surroundings. Hank is 5 and Boomer is 7 and after all the time I’ve spent with them, I know them pretty well.
For instance, I know that Hank prefers to poop through chain link fences, most likely because I can’t reach it to pick it up and I know that Boomer will chase any animal that moves for approximately 2 seconds before he gets tired and gives up. I know all their quirks and nuances. That’s why I was quite surprised this morning when Hank lifted his little leg and pissed, not in any of his usual spots, but right on my foot. And as I jumped to move away, Boomer started to pee on me too. Bastards!
Now it’s your turn, tell me your WTF moment of the week.