A 35 year old woman in Australia spent days in the hospital as a result of wearing skinny jeans. The woman had been helping a friend move all day and later that evening while walking home, she collapsed. She managed to crawl for help and spent the next few days in the hospital.
It seems the jeans had cut off the blood supply to her calf muscles causing them to swell which lead to additional problems. That is what you call a fashion victim my friends.
Last month, Thomas Bacon aged 19 from Madison, New Jersey was arrested for assault. Mr. Bacon was upset at another person in his home for eating the last piece of sausage.
And you know I have to add some Florida wtf for you right? Well, how about this artist in Tarpon Springs, Florida who has wrapped his home in aluminum foil for art’s sake, of course.
Piotr Janowski is a polish artist who moved to the area in December and was immediately mesmerized by the sunshine and palm trees. Mr. Janowski made several trips to Costco where he purchased heavy duty aluminum foil and then began the process of wrapping the palm trees and the house. He’s even created ears for the palm trees out of chicken wire and foil. I can’t even begin to figure out why the artist created this or understand the idea behind it, but I do wonder, what the hell does his landlord think about it?
Apparently Iggy Azalea is blaming Britney Spears for the failure of their collaborative effort, Pretty Girls.
How about we just come out and say what it really is…..it’s a sucky song! The song just sucks. And all the promotion in the land is not gonna help it. That is all.
Yesterday MacGyver and I went to Lowe’s, again. When we got to the car after shopping, MacGyver started loading the big items while I was delegated with the task of loading the small things. Obviously it was much more than I could handle because I tripped on the parking space divider and almost broke all of the light bulbs we just purchased. I saved them all, at the very last minute.
Later when we got home, I went outside to paint the molding and trim for the new room which is something I should not be allowed to do. At some point while I was painting I scratched my face and flipped my hair. I know this because my face and hair were plastered with white paint, however, I managed not to see it until after my shower this morning.
I’m spending the day today trying to stay upright and paint free. WTF, it must be Wednesday!
What are you doing today?