WTF Wednesday, News of the Weird

A 35 year old woman in Australia spent days in the hospital as a result of wearing skinny jeans. The woman had been helping a friend move all day and later that evening while walking home, she collapsed. She managed to crawl for help and spent the next few days in the hospital.

It seems the jeans had cut off the blood supply to her calf muscles causing them to swell which lead to additional problems. That is what you call a fashion victim my friends.

skinny jeans

                                        No gurl, seriously NO!

Last month, Thomas Bacon aged 19 from Madison, New Jersey was arrested for assault. Mr. Bacon was upset at another person in his home for eating the last piece of sausage.

And you know I have to add some Florida wtf for you right? Well, how about this artist in Tarpon Springs, Florida who has wrapped his home in aluminum foil for art’s sake, of course.

foil house
Piotr Janowski is a polish artist who moved to the area in December and was immediately mesmerized by the sunshine and palm trees.  Mr. Janowski made several trips to Costco where he purchased heavy duty aluminum foil and then began the process of wrapping the palm trees and the house.  He’s even created ears for the palm trees out of chicken wire and foil. I can’t even begin to figure out why the artist created this or understand the idea behind it, but I do wonder, what the hell does his landlord think about it?

Apparently Iggy Azalea is blaming Britney Spears for the failure of their collaborative effort, Pretty Girls.

How about we just come out and say what it really is…’s a sucky song! The song just sucks. And all the promotion in the land is not gonna help it. That is all.

Yesterday MacGyver and I went to Lowe’s, again.  When we got to the car after shopping, MacGyver started loading the big items while I was delegated with the task of loading the small things.  Obviously it was much more than I could handle because I tripped on the parking space divider and almost broke all of the light bulbs we just purchased.  I saved them all, at the very last minute.

Later when we got home, I went outside to paint the molding and trim for the new room which is something I should not be allowed to do.  At some point while I was painting I scratched my face and flipped my hair.  I know this because my face and hair were plastered with white paint, however, I managed not to see it until after my shower this morning.

I’m spending the day today trying to stay upright and paint free. WTF, it must be Wednesday!

What are you doing today?

7 thoughts on “WTF Wednesday, News of the Weird

  1. OMG, I got a good laugh when I saw that picture of the lady in the skinny jeans! But that is a sad story that she would actually hurt herself!! Just wondering what some people are thinking (well, obviously they are not thinking).
    Have a great 4th of July weekend!

  2. I have a neighbor slightly similar to Kristin B. They have kids’ toys in their yard. There’s a plastic plane hanging from the tree with a teddy bear in it (moldy as F I am sure; it’s S FL!), a car and some other stuff. These are elderly neighbors. Actually, I think I walked by her one night and she was standing outside in just a t-shirt. On the sidewalk, not a quick foray outside close to the house.

    Wonder if the foil reduces his electric usage?

    I’ve seen the W-M lady image before…I think it’s photoshopped. The proportions are just so ridiculous. She can’t be that big and not have a butt!

  3. This seems to be the WTH is wrong with people? post. As for the “artist,” we had one by us whose backyard faces a main road and he had baby dolls everywhere. Nailed to trees, the garage, the fence…big, small…hanging from stuff. Had to be thousands of them. Deeply disturbing.

    Girl, you need to hire someone to paint!

    Today, I am successfully not meeting an unachievable deadline. This never happens. Seems I will be a day or two late. I suck! I HATE FAILING!!!

    • Don’t consider it a failure, consider it a stumbling block, or a minor bump in the road…or something motivational. I really suck at motivating and uplifting, huh?

      Now let’s talk about the baby doll house, what in the holy hell is up with that? I would have moved, I swear to God, it would freak me out that much. That is one crazy neighbor!

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