Friday five with birds and bat shit crazy people

Yesterday morning when I finished my 5 treadmill miles, I headed off to the shower and noticed a cat sitting on my window sill…..right under my baby birds!

baby doves

               Aw hell no gurl fran, don’t touch my babies!

So I ran outside dripping with sweat and shooed the cat off.  Unfortunately, it came back.  And so did two others.  What the hell?

Yesterday was a close call and I am freaking out about it because we’re leaving to go to Venice today…if anyone has any ideas about how to keep the neiighborhood cats away from the baby birds when we aren’t here, I’d love to hear from you.

I may have made a huge deal out of the situation because when I walked outside with the dogs to go for our walk this morning, there was a cat under the jeep and both dogs freaked out for a solid 5 minutes.  Boomer almost yanked my arm out of the socket but after they calmed down we continued on our walk.

About 10 minutes later we encountered another cat and they both freaked out again but by this time I was over it.  I realized they weren’t freaking out because they saw me do it yesterday, they’re just bad dogs so I marched their little assess right back home.  So, I also need advice on taming unruly and crazy-assed dogs, feel free to leave some.

dachshund

Don’t be fooled by this sweet face, he’s got the heart of a killer.

One last thing before I head off to the beach.  Do you know who Valeria Lukyanova, the human barbie is?

human barbie

This is a picture she posted to her facebook page this week.  She is very outspoken about her body and what she is trying to accomplish.  I have to admit, I was curious.  I mean, why would you want to look like a Barbie doll?

So I read a few articles in which she addressed what she calls her ‘haters’ and the only thing I could deduce is that….this girl is bat shit crazy.  I think it’s because she’s hungry.

Hope y’all have a fantastic weekend.  I’m going to blog from the beach so be sure to check in for some awesome pics….;)

What are doing this weekend?  I need details…

5 thoughts on “Friday five with birds and bat shit crazy people

  1. I agree she must be a tad insane to want to look like that. It’s rather horrifying really, especially her waist. Thanks for not showing her face!

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