When I first started running I thought that maybe I wasn’t fast enough to run in races. When a friend finally convinced me to register for one, I looked up the race results from the previous year online and checked out my age group. My biggest fear was that I would be the slowest runner and actually finish last, but I was surprised to see that I wasn’t really slow at all in comparison. And I didn’t finish last. In fact, I finished 3rd in my age group and that’s when the obsession began.
Sometimes, I still look up previous race results, but mostly if it’s a race I haven’t run before and only out of curiosity. Nowadays, I like looking at the results of the elite athletes and following their training. But not to compare my time, Lord no, I’m no elite.
No these days, when I compare my times, I compare myself to celebrities and other notable people. The type of people who seem so unapproachable, so out of reach, so mysterious, so….slow. Okay, they’re not all slow. Some of them are fast as shit. But it’s fun to see which ones are in which category.
So, for a little throwback Thursday fun, let’s take a look at some celebrities and their race times, shall we?
Valerie Bertinelli, 2010 Boston Marathon (5:14:37)
Jennifer Love Hewitt, 2010 Rock ‘n’ Roll Los Angeles Half Marathon (3:09:13)
Alanis Morissette, Bizz Johnson Trail Marathon 2009 (4:17:03)
Dana Carvey, 1972 Ocean to Bay Marathon (3:04:21) Garth is fast!
Sarah Palin, former Governor of Alaska, 2005 Humpy’s Marathon (3:59:36)
2011 Storm Lake Half Marathon (1:46:10)
Hugh Jackman, 2011 New York City Half Marathon (2:05:52)
Flea, Bassist from Red Hot Chili Peppers, 2012 Los Angeles Marathon (3:41:49)
Will Ferrell, 2003 Boston Marathon (3:56:12)
Gordon Ramsay Time: (4:26:21)
Race: 2012 London Marathon
Bobby Flay, celebrity chef, 2010 New York City Marathon (4:01:37)
Arguably one of the best guitar players ever…
Joe Strummer, guitarist and singer of The Clash, 1982 Paris Marathon (allegedly 3:20:?)
Another great guitarist!
Johnny Marr, Guitarist and singer The The, The Smiths, Electronic (band), The Cribs, Modest Mouse, 2010 New York Marathon (3:54:18)
Mario López, 2011 New York City Marathon (4:23:30)
Jennifer Carpenter 2010 New York City Marathon (3:34:28) Is it just me or did she look a lot faster when she was running on the treadmill in episodes of Dexter?
Ryan Reynolds, 2008 New York City Marathon (3:50:xx) If you want to pace me Ryan, I’m available….just puttin it out there.
Edward Norton, 2009 New York City Marathon, (3:48:01)
Jonny Lee Miller, 2008 London Marathon (3:01:40)
Dang, that’s fast.
And sometimes, when I’m really bored, I compare myself to former leaders of this great nation…
George W. Bush, 43rd President of the United States, 1993 Houston Marathon (3:44:52)
Now it’s your turn to play along.
Which celebrities could you beat? (You know you already looked…)
Have you ever run a race with celebrities or famous people also participating?