It’s Friday…already! It’s crazy how fast this week has gone by. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining because, WEEKEND.
Anywho, since its Friday, let’s talk about 5 things, shall we?
#1 The Weather. Yes, I live in Florida so I’m sure none of you will be sympathetic to my woes but damn it is cold. Yesterday morning I ran 6 miles but instead of gloves, I thought I would be smart and take some hot hands, you know those hand warmer pack things.
Yeah, well, they didn’t work, and by mile 6, I was dying. DYING!
I got six miles in and booked it back to my house where I could not open the garage door because my hands were so flippin frozen. I finally got it open using my knuckles and ran inside where I literally ripped my sweaty clothes from my body climbed under all the blankets and cried like a baby for over an hour.
My fingers were killing me. I seriously thought I had frostbite. Can you get frostbite in 39 degrees with 30 mph winds?
I used to think I was such a bad ass…… I am a wuss. A cold weather wuss.
#2 This week, Theresa Giudice, the Real Housewife of New Jersey who was convicted of mail, wire, and bankruptcy fraud, reported for Prison. I’m really sick of seeing articles written about her and her plight in every news feed I see. And at the same time, I can’t get the following images out of my head and it gives me great joy.
You fucked with the cook Theresa. You fucked with the cook. I hope you ain’t hungry….
#3 On February 8th, The Walking Dead returns and I am holding my breath. AMC recently posted the teaser.
I disagree, the New World needs some Daryl Dixon. I seriously hope they don’t kill him off because I don’t think I’ll be ever be able to watch again. I mean, Beth was a wash but Daryl, that’s a character with some substance….and a bow and arrow, I mean, c’mon! You never know what will happen though because I’ve heard that the new season is all kinds of bat shit crazy.
#4 For a few years now, I’ve been getting a little pain in the left side of my upper abdomen. Actually, it’s not really a pain, it’s more like a dull ache or sort of a hunger pain except I’m not hungry. It’s more annoying than anything which is most likely why I haven’t bothered to ask my doctor about it. Yesterday it got the better of me and I consulted a leading expert on the matter, (and by leading expert I mean Google).
And Google says……
It’s either a bad case of gas or pancreatic cancer. I spent the entire night making myself fart just to convince myself that Google was wrong. Google is dangerous business.
Except when Google gives you excellent information like this….
Apparently it was possible for me to get frostbite! Therefore, I am still a bad ass!
#5 The Craigslist obsession persists with MacGyver. I suspect it should slow down a bit for the next week or so however, since we are now the proud new owners of a 1988 lifted jeep wrangler, to use specifically for ‘muddin’. (Because two ATV’s and a plethora of motorcycles are never enough.)
That’s a picture of the jeep we’re picking up tomorrow. Why yes, it really does say ‘Merica’. Fuck yeah.
Do you like running in cold weather?
Do you ever google symptoms when you have an ache or a pain?
Most importantly, do you watch the Real Housewives?