Lets celebrate Throwback Thursday with the time I learned a little bit about Man Code Stupidity, compliments of my wonderful partner in life, MacGyver.
Let me set the stage for you. MacGyver pulls a T-Shirt out of his drawer and puts it on. Immediately after pulling it over his head he sighs loudly and then looks at me.
MacGyver: I cannot believe you!
MacGyver: This shirt!
Me: What about it?
MacGyver: Why would you wash it and put it back in the drawer?
Me: Because you just wore it and I hate to break it to you but sometimes you stink and newsflash, sometimes you have to wash your clothes. It’s kind of a thing.
MacGyver: Well, we all know you have’ kind of a thing’ with the washing machine, but just look at this shirt.
Me: What about it?
MacGyver: It’s got holes in it! I wore it to a customer’s house the other day and I was mortified. There are holes under the arms on BOTH sides of this shirt! Why would you wash it and put it BACK in the drawer. It’s obviously a rag now.
(I then leave the room and go to the bedroom where I retrieve another T-Shirt from MacGyver’s drawer and when I return to the living room I hold up the shirt.)
Me: Do you not also wear this shirt ALL the time?
MacGyver: Yes, but THAT is a good shirt.
(I freakishly point at the shirt like an over exuberant Teacher…)
Me: Then can you tell me what this is here? Located not only on the front, but the back, right here in this location, what is this? WHAT IS THIS????
MacGyver: Those are little holes.
Me: Are you freakin kidding me right now? What makes this shirt any different from the one you are currently holding?!?!?!?
MacGyver: Clearly you have no understanding of an acceptable T-Shirt hole. Midrifft hole acceptable, (yes, he calls it a midrifft). Armpit holes are obviously UNACCEPTABLE!
Whats the weirdest thing your partner has ever done?
Does he or she mispronounce a word that drives you nuts and refuse to pronounce it correctly? See: midrifft.