WTF Wednesday – Is that Usain Bolt?

I woke up yesterday with a horrible cold. I sneezed so hard at one point I thought my eyeballs would fly out. They didn’t, I checked, but I might have lost a few eyelashes. So that’s still pretty bad.

June takes a sneeze break

Even in a sneezing frenzy, I’m not this bad, I swear!

Anyhow, the truth of the matter is, I hate being sick. It’s so annoying. I feel like my whole day was wasted yesterday because I didn’t feel well. Don’t get me wrong, I didn’t lie around all day and feel sorry for myself because quite frankly, I can’t. That would be nice, but I hardly think someone’s gonna come over and do all my work, clean my house, make me dinner, and sing soft kitty, warm kitty to me.

no happy kitty, nice kitty
Yeah, no, that’s not gonna happen.

I’m happy to say that I’m not sneezing at all today and really, why would I be, because it has now fallen down where it’s resting comfortably in my throat! Today swallowing is the issue because I feel like I ate a porcupine.

dog eats porcupine

This is what a bad idea looks like!

Yeah, it feels just like that.

I should probably just rest and maybe take a nap but I hate taking naps or even sleeping when I’m sick because I tend to have weird dreams. Does that happen to you?

Last night I dreamt that I was all better and I was standing in a coral getting ready to run a half marathon. I was nervous and sweating bullets. Then, out of the blue, I heard what sounded just like Daffy Duck, and the voice said‘ “Whaddaya worried about?”

I turned around expecting to see Daffy Duck but instead it was Usain Bolt! I spent 45 minutes this morning googling ‘Usain Bolt interviews’ so I could hear what his voice sounds like.

Yeah, so not like Daffy Duck.

Daffy Duck

So, that’s what it’s like around here when I’m sick, scary stuff.

In other news, it’s National Apple Dumpling Day! I would share my recipe with you but since the key ingredients are 1 1/2 cups of sugar and a can of Mountain Dew, it ain’t exactly healthy, (just really good.)

WTF, it must be Wednesday!

Do you have weird dreams when you’re sick?

4 thoughts on “WTF Wednesday – Is that Usain Bolt?

  1. Sorry you are sick:( It seems to be going around in these parts. That poor puppy! Ummm, yeah, Usain Bolt sounds nothing like Daffy. LOL Cool dream. I always have weird dreams and even weirder when I am sick. The strangest was when I was sporting an 103 degree temp. I would swear that it wasn’t a dream and there were a batch of mini-gnomes at the end of my bed. They were chattering, pulling on my covers, and tickling my feet. I tried to scream but nothing would come out. Creepy.

    Take care and healing vibes going your way!

  2. Ugh…feel better! I am probably the worst patient. I hate being sick and I can’t nap so my days are horrible. I always have weird dreams. Always…

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