So, I woke up at 5am. That’s the time I wake up every morning. Except I usually run, and I’m not running right now, so waking up at 5am just makes me cranky. CRANKY!
I had a ton of stuff I wanted to tell y’all about today. It would have been super interesting and funny, the kind of post you save in your feedly and share with all your friends for weeks on end. Really I did. It was all in my head just waiting to be typed out.
I just needed to get a few work things done and then I could write that epic post, you know, the one that goes viral and garners shit tons of attention. The one that puts me on the map, suddenly makes this blog profitable, and allows me to do nothing but write about my hilarious adventures and keeps y’all coming back day after day.
Of course all that was before I opened up my computer. Although my screen looked vastly different from the following screen, my reaction was pretty much the same.
I feel much better now. 🙂