I only have one episode left of the 2nd season of Orange is The New Black. ONE! MacGyver and I power watched the first 6 episodes and then we scaled back and only watched while we were at the Venice house but now we are down the final one….and I’m so afraid to watch it. What in the bloody hell am I going to do until the third season comes out?
Yesterday I had to do my monthly billing. Since my mailman doesn’t come until 4:30 to 5:00pm and has never come earlier than that in at least 8 years, I went ahead and sent out my email bills first. I hate doing the paper billing but I have 6 clients that insist on paper bills. After I checked some emails and finished a few things, I started to do the email billing around 10:30am. The dogs were being pains in the asses and barking incessantly so I looked out the window to see if there was a cat. No cat. It was the freakin mailman! At 10:45am.
And on the subject of dogs, I am pretty sick of the whole flea situation. Remember how I told you I forgot their flea pills and they picked up fleas in the park? Well, apparently they brought them home and deposited the little flea eggs wherever they could. Dogs with fleas are like salt shakers just shaking those eggs all over. The eggs fall off the dogs and then they roll into cracks and crevices and hide where they become larvae and then pupae. The pupae is a cocoon like stage and guess what? Those suckers can live in that cocoon and hide out for almost a year and guess what, nothing, no flea spray, no fogger, nothing, can penetrate that sucker.
If I weren’t so pissed off about having to vacuum 4 times a day and wash their bedding daily, I’d be fairly impressed with my knowledge of the 4 stages of a fleas life and how to end it! If you ever have a flea situation, trust me, I’m your go to girl. Don’t even bother with an exterminator, just call me. Oh, and watch this cartoon because it has been my favorite since I was 5 years old.
Not only have I been vacuuming and washing clothes on the reg but late yesterday I decided we would just eat leftovers and I would thoroughly clean my kitchen. I wiped down all the cabinets, the counter tops, cleaned all the appliances and mopped the floor. And then MacGyver came home and decided to fry fish! Do you know how messy a fish fry is? I cleaned my kitchen for 2 and half hours, TWO AND A HALF HOURS!
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What’s your WTF moment for today?