2:05 marathon, Granny gets fast, desperate poop thick log, and more.

I ran 4 miles this morning. I wanted to run more but I kept running into people I knew and after stopping to say hi a bajillion times, I sort of lost my running mojo. Does that ever happen to you?

I mean, I like seeing other runners and people I know but sometimes I just wanna get lost in the run, like this morning but it just didn’t happen….it was more like,

did they see me?

And then you have to stop….

Anywho, Remember how last month I showed y’all some of the search terms people used to find my blog and how some of them were just plain freaky? Yeah well, since I got some pretty good feedback on that post, it’s now a staple and I’m going to show you the best of the last months search terms.

And furthermore, I’m about to make those crazy search dreams a reality with the best damn answers ever. So let’s get started, here ya go.

How can I stop peeing while running?

I’m pretty sure I’m going to forever be known as the blog about peeing while running but as far as how to stop, I will tell you….once I figure it out myself.

What are we supposed to be doing right now?

I don’t know about you but I’m supposed to be working. shhhhhhhhhhhhh Seriously though, did you really need to google that? Really?

Pictures that drive OCD people crazy?

Maybe you didn’t realize you googled someone who actually has OCD ergo you’re looking for pictures to drive me crazy and that my friend is just cruel. But I aim to please so here you go.

OCD

Can a treadmill be put outside on a lanai?

Why yes, yes it can. It can also be adorned with Christmas lights; just be very careful not to sweat on them when you’re running. It could spark up and almost catch your hair on fire or worse, electrocute you, not that I would know or anything.

Granny gets fast

For the record, I am not a granny but Granny can get fast if she wants to and she might kick your ass.

Why you like chiropractor

This search is best answered with an image.

chiropractor

2:05 marathon recaps or reviews

Bwaaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah, here? 2:05, really? TWO ZERO FIVE! Hahahahahahaha nope! Get outta here!

I’m in the point where i dont care what people think

You might want to get out of the in and get back to the point, you know, the point that you don’t care what people think…ABOUT YOUR GRAMMER.

Working out so hard your ass signals for batman

I’m pretty sure this search came from an image I posted on a Friday funnies post with a sweaty ass that looked like wings but just for future batman searches, I like this image better. Your Welcome.

Batman

Where is the chocolate race?

I don’t know but it you tell me I will be there and if chocolate is the prize, I will win it.

Desperate poop thick log

I had to verify that I actually come up in this search because I’ll admit, I was a bit skeptical but lo and behold there I was on the 4th page talking about poop. But the real question is why on God’s green Earth would you go through 4 pages of search results about poop, seriously? Oh well, since you tried so hard I spent a few minutes today not only finding you some premium poop but also locating the place where you may purchase it…you’re welcome!

Where to buy poop

I would personally go with the ‘human turd with corn’, it’s classic turd material and sure to please even the most discerning poop lovers!

My Pain in the Ass

Dammit MacGyver just type in the blog name and quit searching for me this way!

Have you ever tried to avoid people when you’re out running?

What are you doing this weekend?

6 thoughts on “2:05 marathon, Granny gets fast, desperate poop thick log, and more.

  1. You suck! I hate you for that OCD picterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreuryae getying dizyyy ohohohohhhhhoooooo sheeeit.

    • Bwahahaha! You need to come run with me in Florida and we can crack each other up and forget how hard running really is! Maybe RER will come join us?

  2. LOL–so funny!
    I never see people when I run because it’s 5 am. I used to have this lady that tried to talk to me while I swam but I don’t stop for the entire time I swim so I would just ignore her and then when I was done would chat with her. I actually think it’s kind of rude to try to talk to people when they are in the middle of a workout (and you aren’t their workout buddy).

    Fun weekend ahead: movie date on Saturday and Rockies game on Sunday.

    What are you up to?

    • Have fun! I’m headed to Venice, beachin, boatin and beer! Okay, no beer, just wine, but beer sounds better, LOL 🙂

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