The absolutely hilarious Hula Hoop Caper!

Hey, hey, hey! How’s your day goin?

I am keeping myself busy, busy, busy but I’m not running and I can’t help but worry that my endurance is going to shit. Unless you count the little bit of walking I’m doing with the dogs and the shopping Mom and I do, my fitness regime is nil.

Wait, if you count shopping, I’m probably an Olympic athlete.

Let's go shopping

Last nite I really needed to get out of the house and since I really needed to laugh or to shop, or both, Mom and I decided Wal-Mart was the perfect destination. (Although we may have visited a few other stores along the way.)

So, yep, we went to Wal-Mart, the place where all kinds of strange things happen. Anyway we got the things we needed and then some and as were heading up to the check out I saw a display of hula hoops. I picked one up and told my Mom that I really wished I could hula hoop and that I would like to learn. I was thinking it might be a good low impact workout for my core.

I picked up one of the ones on display, twirled it around and immediately watched it fall to the floor. Oh well, maybe it wasn’t meant to be. Maybe I need a weighted one? Maybe I just don’t have rhythm anymore? Maybe I never did?

I can't hula hoop

Mom started laughing and picked up the hula hoop. “I used to be pretty good at this”, she said. So she placed the hula hoop around her, shoved it off and then she proceeded to fart. Yes, she farted! Oh. My. God. I seriously could not control myself when I saw the look on her face. I am still laughing about it today. But wait, it gets even better.

She then pushed off the hula hoop again, and once again, she farted! I almost peed my pants from laughing. I swear. It was epic. Once we got to the car, I immediately called my sister who also laughed her ass off.

dangerous gases

Apparently there was a similar incident on a camping trip a few years ago but let me just say that I am not including this in my blog to upset my Mom or embarrass her, so I won’t tell you about that one. I just thought you should know where I get it from, and she’s a good sport so she’ll probably start talking to me again in the next year or so.

Today, I’m going to do some more shopping because it’s obviously interesting, funny and safe, trust me!

Shopping spree

Now, because I obviously have the sense of humor of a twelve-year-old boy and I need all the laughs I can get right now….

Tell me your best fart story! Go!

12 thoughts on “The absolutely hilarious Hula Hoop Caper!

  1. Hahahaha!! That’s hilarious!
    One story that comes to mind is when I was shopping with my mom and out of no where she lets one rip and noticed someone was within earshot and blamed it on me!! I felt my face get hot and I was just speechless!

    • I would totally have called her out and said, ‘dang Mom, you blame me every time you fart!’ But then again your Mom probably still talks to you….;)

  2. Haha. Ok well embarrassing movement here we come… A little background info boy boxer got sick with diarrhea a month or so ago which ended up being from eating one of those soft kinda fuzzy type socks they have at Target. The sock had gone missing BEFORE CHRISTMAS so we thought there was no way he would have it in there because everything was going normally up until this time. He has a touchy stomach and is allergic to almost everything so we thought he was just having one of his normal stomach episodes and decided to watch it for the day before taking him to the vet. Anyway, he had certain “noises” coming out the backside when he went to the bathroom and one night I was on the couch and let one fly and he was asleep next to me. He immediately got up and thought it was him and that he had to go to the bathroom hahaha. 🙂 The sock passed a few days after. 🙂 Also, I nominated you for the Liebster award, so you can check it out on my blog if you’re interested! 🙂

    • Awe, Hailey you are so sweet and that is the best story ever. Thanking you for making me laugh my butt off! Love it! 🙂

  3. My mom did that in front of the whole family once and turned to her granddaughter: “Susie!” as if to blame the five year old.

    • Hey Lori! I totally will! Are you going to be there this Saturday nite? I think we may be down there…and if so, I will look for you..

  4. So funny. Unplanned farts are super funny. I hear a lot of yoga farts in my classes. I actually did it once but it was silent, thank goodness. I would have been mortified!

    Keep laughing. Laughing helps heal injuries (and so does chocolate).

  5. Hula Hooping gets harder when you’re out of practice! But I definitely would have laughed too! Though makes sense she would fart–soooo many people used to fart when I taught zumba and we would do hip circles!!

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