Hey, hey, hey! How’s your day goin?
I am keeping myself busy, busy, busy but I’m not running and I can’t help but worry that my endurance is going to shit. Unless you count the little bit of walking I’m doing with the dogs and the shopping Mom and I do, my fitness regime is nil.
Wait, if you count shopping, I’m probably an Olympic athlete.
Last nite I really needed to get out of the house and since I really needed to laugh or to shop, or both, Mom and I decided Wal-Mart was the perfect destination. (Although we may have visited a few other stores along the way.)
So, yep, we went to Wal-Mart, the place where all kinds of strange things happen. Anyway we got the things we needed and then some and as were heading up to the check out I saw a display of hula hoops. I picked one up and told my Mom that I really wished I could hula hoop and that I would like to learn. I was thinking it might be a good low impact workout for my core.
I picked up one of the ones on display, twirled it around and immediately watched it fall to the floor. Oh well, maybe it wasn’t meant to be. Maybe I need a weighted one? Maybe I just don’t have rhythm anymore? Maybe I never did?
Mom started laughing and picked up the hula hoop. “I used to be pretty good at this”, she said. So she placed the hula hoop around her, shoved it off and then she proceeded to fart. Yes, she farted! Oh. My. God. I seriously could not control myself when I saw the look on her face. I am still laughing about it today. But wait, it gets even better.
She then pushed off the hula hoop again, and once again, she farted! I almost peed my pants from laughing. I swear. It was epic. Once we got to the car, I immediately called my sister who also laughed her ass off.
Apparently there was a similar incident on a camping trip a few years ago but let me just say that I am not including this in my blog to upset my Mom or embarrass her, so I won’t tell you about that one. I just thought you should know where I get it from, and she’s a good sport so she’ll probably start talking to me again in the next year or so.
Today, I’m going to do some more shopping because it’s obviously interesting, funny and safe, trust me!
Now, because I obviously have the sense of humor of a twelve-year-old boy and I need all the laughs I can get right now….
Tell me your best fart story! Go!