It’s another edition of WTF Wednesday!

It’s hump day so what better time to catch you up on what’s been going on around here, right?

Dump Day

Oh wait, hump day, not dump day….Crap, that’s the wrong meme.

Anyway, it’s cold. No, I mean really cold, like 47 degrees when I woke up this morning. This is wrong on so many levels including the fact that I live in Florida and it’s Spring for crying out loud, SPRINGTIME!

Cold Weather

I have an android phone that I’ve had for around 2 years. I tend to use my phones for years because I just can’t justify getting a new one every time a little upgrade comes out. Unfortunately, this phone has had issues since day one. It cuts off randomly and opens the wrong apps constantly, and despite the fact that MacGyver and I are on the same contract, I can’t hear him when he calls me. Zombies on phones

As much as the phone sucks, the worst thing happened the other night and I left it outside on a table…and it rained. I discovered it the next morning. I dried it off and brought it inside. An hour later it rang and I answered it. It’s worked perfectly ever since. And by perfectly, I mean better than it did when I first got it. Obviously, this is a random act of God so please, don’t leave your phones out in the rain.

I had a car accident this weekend. It was my fault too. No other cars were involved. I backed out of my garage and managed to somehow back into part of a structure, the structure that is my garage. I am usually a very cautious driver but I was in a hurry so this happened:

my car damaged

There must have been something I needed at the Dollar Tree and since I spent over 700 dollars there in the past month, this would make sense.

The Kid took a trip with me to the Home Depot this weekend where we encountered a random stranger in the parking lot. She immediately approached the Kid and said, “Excuse me sir, do you happen to have some spare change or a cigarette? What I really need is a Cigarette.“

smoking

The Kid politely replied, “No ma’am, I’m sorry but I don’t smoke.” The lady then looked up at me, already sitting in the driver’s seat and said, “What about your wife or your lady friend, does she have a cigarette? Does she smoke?”

Without missing a beat the Kid replied, “No ma’am, she doesn’t smoke and that’s why she looks like my wife or my lady friend because she’s actually my Mom.”

My Kid is pretty awesome!

I may have mentioned 4 or 500 times that I’m taking some time off from running. Did I mention that I am also going crazy and cleaning everything in sight? I even clean the clean things. MacGyver suggested I take up the sport of curling.

Curling

He thinks I could be the best sweeper in the sport. I think he may be right. I’m looking into it. But for now, I’m going to dismantle the pipes and clean the drains….

Hare in my sink

Happy dump hump day!

What do you do when you can’t run? I need to hear about it.

6 thoughts on “It’s another edition of WTF Wednesday!

  1. Haha what a great kid you have.
    When I can’t run (which is right now) I try to do other workouts that won’t bother the injury. Low/no impact is best for my knee. I also try to eat healthy because I know if I don’t I’ll gain weight from not running and eating bad. But ice cream or frozen yogurt is my go to food when I’m depressed and usually helps 🙂

    • I do have a pretty great kid! Fro-Yo is my go to food too unfortunately I can never get enough of the good stuff. I eat and eat and eat until boom, 7 pounds appear 😉 It’s always a work in progress but I’ll get there…

  2. You are so freakin hilarious! I kind of love that you aren’t running right now because I am not a runner. There are few people who’s running posts I read and you are one of them. However, I like this post better. 🙂

    1. Always poop BEFORE you shower!
    2. It’s freaking cold this morning!
    3. If you had a newer phone you never would have even left it outside….you would be one of those zombies. TRUST ME. I am happily an SG3 Zombie.
    4. Your son is SO awesome!

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