It’s hump day so what better time to catch you up on what’s been going on around here, right?
Oh wait, hump day, not dump day….Crap, that’s the wrong meme.
Anyway, it’s cold. No, I mean really cold, like 47 degrees when I woke up this morning. This is wrong on so many levels including the fact that I live in Florida and it’s Spring for crying out loud, SPRINGTIME!
I have an android phone that I’ve had for around 2 years. I tend to use my phones for years because I just can’t justify getting a new one every time a little upgrade comes out. Unfortunately, this phone has had issues since day one. It cuts off randomly and opens the wrong apps constantly, and despite the fact that MacGyver and I are on the same contract, I can’t hear him when he calls me.
As much as the phone sucks, the worst thing happened the other night and I left it outside on a table…and it rained. I discovered it the next morning. I dried it off and brought it inside. An hour later it rang and I answered it. It’s worked perfectly ever since. And by perfectly, I mean better than it did when I first got it. Obviously, this is a random act of God so please, don’t leave your phones out in the rain.
I had a car accident this weekend. It was my fault too. No other cars were involved. I backed out of my garage and managed to somehow back into part of a structure, the structure that is my garage. I am usually a very cautious driver but I was in a hurry so this happened:
There must have been something I needed at the Dollar Tree and since I spent over 700 dollars there in the past month, this would make sense.
The Kid took a trip with me to the Home Depot this weekend where we encountered a random stranger in the parking lot. She immediately approached the Kid and said, “Excuse me sir, do you happen to have some spare change or a cigarette? What I really need is a Cigarette.“
The Kid politely replied, “No ma’am, I’m sorry but I don’t smoke.” The lady then looked up at me, already sitting in the driver’s seat and said, “What about your wife or your lady friend, does she have a cigarette? Does she smoke?”
Without missing a beat the Kid replied, “No ma’am, she doesn’t smoke and that’s why she looks like my wife or my lady friend because she’s actually my Mom.”
My Kid is pretty awesome!
I may have mentioned 4 or 500 times that I’m taking some time off from running. Did I mention that I am also going crazy and cleaning everything in sight? I even clean the clean things. MacGyver suggested I take up the sport of curling.
He thinks I could be the best sweeper in the sport. I think he may be right. I’m looking into it. But for now, I’m going to dismantle the pipes and clean the drains….
Happy dump hump day!
What do you do when you can’t run? I need to hear about it.