My blog is still receiving loads of hits daily for search terms that include ‘pee her pants’ and variations of it. While I am super impressed with the amount of visits I get from this, it’s a little disappointing that they weren’t really intending to read my little ol running blog and it’s rather disturbing when you think about what their intentions were in the first place.
But moving on…
MacGyver gave Boomer, our black lab, a sponge bath this morning. Apparently, this was super exciting for Hank the dachshund because he’s been humping Boomer ever since. I realize this is highly inappropriate but I have spent a good part of the morning trying to capture the event on video, at which point I will probably upload it to instagram and youtube for the entire World to enjoy.
You go right ahead and judge me because I have seen it and it’s freakin hilarious, it’s a 10 pound dog trying to mount a huge 120 pound dog and he is serious! When I make a bajillion dollars from my ad space sales and my future appearances on Good Morning America and the like, I’ll say I told you so. We won’t be having any labshun’s though because both of my dogs are boys… a point which is completely lost on Hank, obviously.
This morning I ran 6 very slow miles around the neighborhood. With a dew point of 71 and 100% humidity it felt so sticky it was hard to breath. I drank 2 bottles of water in a half hour and then called it quits. It was by far one of the most miserable runs I have ever had the pleasure of experiencing. The absolute worst combination for human comfort is when you have a dew point over 65F coupled with high relative humidity, as in 100%. Hello today.Fortunately we are getting a brief cool down which means the breeze picked up this afternoon. Unfortunately it blew a huge tree limb down in the dogs play area, (while I was cleaning it), and it missed my head by about 3 inches. MacGyver and I couldn’t even lift it over the fence so we’ll be cutting that bitch up with a chainsaw later on. Firewood anyone?
Lastly, did anyone catch the season finale of the biggest loser? I never watch the show but I did see the news coverage after they revealed the winner and apparently people were shocked. I watched the video and I have to agree. I think that girl went too far with her weight loss. Keep in mind when you watch that TV tends to add a bit of weight and now consider that this girl is 5’4. I don’t normally put too much thought into what a scale sales because there are too many other variables to consider but I think 105 lbs was a bit low for that girl and I didn’t think she looked very healthy, that’s all.
This concludes WTF Wednesday, I need to get back to work, I’ve got some doggie porn to film.
What did you think about the biggest loser’s weight loss?